1 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:37,115 Here hawk 1. The means are all in established position. 2 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:39,475 We await orders... over. 3 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:43,116 Falco 2... at the main entrance everything is calm... over. 4 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:46,079 Falcon 3 here, nothing from the hall worth mentioning, over. 5 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:48,037 This is falco 4, from the swimming pool area. 6 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:50,589 The suspects went in the beta position. 7 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:52,671 We await instructions, over. 8 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:55,390 Received falcon 4, maintain the location. 9 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:56,749 On monitor number one, 10 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:59,070 we keep under control the Colombians who are in the pool. 11 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:00,556 On number two, 12 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:03,280 the Russians who are already there in the restaurant room, 13 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:05,351 where they will meet de la fuente. 14 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:08,193 And as soon as the two groups do they meet, we intervene... 15 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:09,714 ...and in one shot, 16 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:12,599 Let's dismantle the traffic jam of narcotics in the world 17 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:14,792 and the main think is, we'll catch the source. 18 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:17,156 The most important thing is that we capture de la fuente. 19 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:17,991 Eh! 20 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:20,276 The fbl has been after her for more than 10 years 21 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:21,873 and we still don't know the man looks like. 22 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:24,156 It's been more than 10 years since the fbl runs after him, 23 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:25,594 and we still don't know what he looks like. 24 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:27,677 But tell him to stay calm, 25 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:31,635 the hotel is guarded by dozens of policemen in plain clothes. 26 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:35,628 This time, no one will stop us from doing so capture de la fuente. 27 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:36,630 Nobody. 28 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:38,639 To Chinese, why are you running! 29 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:39,789 I order you to stop! 30 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:42,834 Stop or I'll shoot! - What a stop, walk, walk! 31 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,433 But don't worry... he stole the radio! 32 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:46,039 Allà, lieutenant, allà, allà! 33 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:47,395 Stop and I'll knock your balls off! 34 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:48,590 A thief, stop a thief! 35 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:50,831 Stop, son of a Chinaman in a coma! 36 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:52,833 (automoblllsta)plan that you break me the roof! 37 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:53,920 (clro) sorry boss! 38 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:55,672 (automoblllstl) don't shoot! - What a fool you are! 39 00:03:57,840 --> 00:03:58,670 (paolo) dizziness! 40 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:00,554 My melon is spinning! Hate! 41 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:02,190 Give up! 42 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:03,190 (fablo) heck, come on! 43 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:05,316 (clro) allà allà, scoundrel! Catch chillo! 44 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:06,549 (fablo) I'm placing you under arrest! 45 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:08,314 (Paolo) Bye, come on, he's gone from there. 46 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:09,071 Stop! 47 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:13,670 This is falcon 8... 48 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:16,513 three of ours entered from back, they're chasing a Chinese man, over! 49 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:18,394 (operator) received falcon 8. 50 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:19,959 (fbl agent) what's happening? 51 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:23,554 General, what the hell are those gugs nearly doing there? 52 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:25,671 (interpreter) general what they do those policemen? 53 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:28,872 They gonna blow up the cove! - They'll blow the cover. 54 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:31,554 But who, those three? Ah, but they are ours. 55 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:33,671 Those are part of it of the operation, 56 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:35,796 oh, don't worry, it's a diversion. 57 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:39,393 But who are those three assholes? 58 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:42,472 Marmot over there, sheep with me. 59 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:43,390 Ciapel! Ciapel! 60 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:45,239 Stopped! Stop! 61 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:47,949 Now go to the cinema! 62 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:51,833 Quickly put the handcuffs on him. 63 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:54,600 Here it is! 64 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:56,113 Ouch! - Hold it still, hold it still! 65 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:57,389 (paolo) I'll hold it still yes! 66 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:59,357 Ah, got it! - Got it, got it! 67 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:00,949 But what did you do? - What did I do? 68 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:02,155 You handcuffed me... - huh? 69 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:03,673 You cuffed me to me! - Did I handcuff him to you? 70 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:06,035 But what have you done? Sheep you have miso and handcuffs au lieutenant! 71 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:07,838 Uh, doll face, don't be a pain in the ass! 72 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:09,155 Take them off anyway. 73 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:10,389 But what do you take away from it! - But what did you say? 74 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:11,515 Right now, otherwise you will get hurt! 75 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:15,036 But anyway... - I have the key here! 76 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:16,315 And then... 77 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:18,597 he ate it! - But it's not possible! 78 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:21,479 But why, why did you do this? 79 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:23,396 Vomit! - Vomit! 80 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:24,476 Vomit! - Vomit! 81 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:26,039 Nothing does not vomit. - He doesn't want to vomit. 82 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:27,394 So, put your finger down his throat 83 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,835 and titillate your tonsils, come on! - It? No I don't, it disgusts me! 84 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:30,830 Oh, sheep, 85 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,195 don't take advantage of the old woman friendship that binds us, eh! 86 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:36,079 This is insubordination! - Okay, come on, open your mouth. Ah! 87 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:38,196 Oh mama! But what did you eat? tennis shoes? 88 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:39,833 Vomit! - Vomit! 89 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,115 Vomit! - Vomit, damn it! 90 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:42,429 Vomit! - Come on, give me the key! 91 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:43,555 So what did he do? 92 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:45,313 Eh, nothing... he doesn't vomit. - He doesn't vomit. 93 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:47,596 Mr. Lieutenant, you're back here parked a colleague's car, 94 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:50,638 we borrow it and jammo a central and pijammo the duplicates, eh? 95 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:52,430 Nice idea! 96 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,353 Thank you, Mr. Lieutenant, thank you! 97 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:56,358 But, how do you think of it that I'm going to the station, like this? 98 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:58,431 Handcuffed like a sheep, as if he were the wanted one. 99 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,989 (paolo) agent, what are these ideas? these here? These are not ideas! 100 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:04,112 Forward was the only way to avoid it a disgrace, you understand that, right? 101 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:08,071 Ah, sheep you look too good, Accussi dress! 102 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:10,352 Groundhog, turn on the dazzling headlights 103 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:12,431 that you are entering in a fuck gallery! 104 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:15,160 Respect for the weapon! - Oh, when I want it I want it, eh! 105 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:16,914 Good morning, I'm Lieutenant Lion! 106 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:18,156 At your orders, people! 107 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:21,278 I need your car, though escort the arrested person to the station. 108 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,111 And who is that? - Who is that woman? 109 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:29,196 General! - Huh? 110 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:30,588 Those three policemen came out, 111 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:31,749 but they asked one of our cars. 112 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:33,188 But who cares, 113 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:36,079 give them what they want, just get the fuck out! 114 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:44,236 General! 115 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:47,391 (Russian) ah, de la fuente welcome! 116 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:50,519 Soo de la fuente is a woman? De la fuente is a woman? 117 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:53,114 We finally got it! Warn all units, 118 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:55,157 We'll do it in sixty seconds raid! Go! 119 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:56,190 Let's go! - Well. 120 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:57,799 (radlo) to all units, 121 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,678 ready to intervene in sixty seconds 122 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:00,875 (fablo) who cares, go 123 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:01,557 oh, come on! 124 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:02,789 But couldn't marmot drive? - Eh! 125 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:05,428 But, what did I do, the reckless driving course? 126 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:06,477 (tuttl) ah! 127 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:08,989 What a stink, my goodness, what a stink! - What have you got, the corpses? 128 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:11,230 Come on, I don't see anything, guys! - Go! 129 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:14,278 Shut your mouth! I don't see anything! - There's no one, go! 130 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:15,190 Come on, go! 131 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:17,959 (paolo) they got caught on me the handcuffs! 132 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:21,192 Maronna, sheep, what have you done? You can't see anything! 133 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:22,395 Don't worry, 134 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:24,591 they made us study at the course on the fog banks! 135 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:27,234 Look ahead! - Yes. 136 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:28,833 But what do I look forward to? - You irritate me! 137 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,036 But don't worry! Ah! 138 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:36,837 (paolo) don't worry, I have the telepass! 139 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:46,473 (clro) ouch, maronna do' carmine! 140 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:49,313 Guaglio' in my opinion we went the wrong way! 141 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:50,795 Huh, it was tall here, huh? 142 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:52,712 More than that! - It's an abyss! 143 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:54,757 Go and die killed, you and the fog banks! 144 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:56,069 But where are we going to end up? 145 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:57,719 Ai ai... host, how scary, I'm shitting myself! 146 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:00,070 From the source, finally we got you! 147 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:02,038 (carablnlere) out, you imbeciles! 148 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:03,918 And don't show up again! - What manners! 149 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:04,830 That's my helmet! 150 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:06,070 Ah! 151 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:10,030 Oh my goodness, what have they done to you? Don't worry, the lieutenant gets hurt! 152 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,316 But what a lieutenant! Ass-licking chick! 153 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:12,918 And him! 154 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:16,277 Here they removed us from the force of the police! But what a shame! 155 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:17,634 Look, it's your fault! - Is it mine? 156 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:19,119 Yes, because if we didn't finish with the gazelle 157 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:21,271 in the midst of the Gulf War, the mission was gone... 158 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:23,078 let's say fine. - Go to hell, go to hell! 159 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:25,151 I don't want to say it, but the lieutenant he's right, as always. 160 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:26,594 Go fuck yourself too - oh, enough! 161 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:27,875 Enough! - Let's stop arguing. 162 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:29,189 To argue... - everyone's to blame. 163 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:31,635 Of all... - It's useless to complain... to complain. 164 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:33,836 That's how it went! Period and that's it! - Enough! 165 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:34,557 Oh! - Oh! 166 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:35,675 Let's start again... - here. 167 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:38,149 Let's find another job, and whoever has seen himself has seen himself! 168 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:39,389 It suits you! 169 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:42,154 Okay, excuse me one thing, excuse me one thing what, that's all right, 170 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:43,912 but I only know how to do it the policeman. 171 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:45,354 - I can only do it too the policeman 172 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:46,589 ou grandfather and my grandfather he was a policeman. 173 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:47,670 You see it. - Forget about it! 174 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:49,193 Think, the policeman, 175 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:51,709 the contemptuous sense of danger and duty. 176 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:53,233 Trying to help someone... 177 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,436 aò du 'balls, my lady! - Help those in need! 178 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:58,712 Lieutenant, come here, come and see! 179 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:03,036 This is the job what should we do! 180 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:06,033 But, no, I'm not a singer me! And then I'm out of tune! 181 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:08,231 But what sheep singer, the bodyguard! 182 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,834 A lieutenant I was with he became a big shot, 183 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,070 with a security guard agency body. Let's go to him! 184 00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:14,715 Chillo gives us a hand! 185 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:17,470 Deep down we are men of action, - eh! 186 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:19,672 We don't lack professionalism. - Eh! 187 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,109 And it sounds good too. 188 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:23,709 Paolo pecora body guards! 189 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:25,472 But what is the name of this agency? 190 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:27,438 Security agency! 191 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:31,476 (codlspotl) all that what can I do for you... 192 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:33,153 is to entrust you with test cases, 193 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:34,753 simple, simple. 194 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:36,308 With whom I will be able to verify 195 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:38,436 your attitude to our profession. 196 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:42,718 Then, I say, if these cases, of try it, it will work... 197 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:45,590 ...since, here with us, thank you God, there's no shortage of work, 198 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:48,672 I can think of one of yours permanent placement 199 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:50,478 in our organization. 200 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:52,995 Many former policemen they work with us, 201 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:56,440 and I must say that, with them, there we always had a good time. 202 00:09:56,440 --> 00:10:01,275 Thank you, thank you lieutenant... you are truly a kind hearted person! 203 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:03,192 She... - but how dare you, idiot? 204 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:04,315 Excuse me. - But I say... 205 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:05,230 I was moved... 206 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:07,195 ass licker! - I'm moved. 207 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:08,230 Yes, okay! 208 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,630 On behalf of all three I assure you that, on our work, 209 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:13,519 he will have nothing to recover... complain... 210 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:14,954 ...in short, he won't regret it, that's it. 211 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:16,269 Eh, eh sorry but... 212 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:17,429 ...when do we start? 213 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:18,715 Tomorrow. 214 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:21,680 In the meantime, you can withdraw our complete kit, 215 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:24,229 with clothes and various equipment. 216 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:25,992 You will find everything in stock. Go! 217 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,390 I'll take the floppy to administration and I'll be right back. 218 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:30,388 Go ahead boss! 219 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:46,910 What a physique aho! What a structure! 220 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:49,556 Lo, I was born there to do bodyguard! 221 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:51,438 'This profession is in my blood! 222 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:54,319 Yes, I have red blood cells they walk around with guns. 223 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:56,238 And instead... it means that instead, 224 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:59,312 I have to stay here inside to do it the deputy warehouseman! 225 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:01,994 And maybe, first asshole that comes... 226 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,350 guys, think about it, we are boduyguards! 227 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:06,118 Ah! Ah! - Sorry, what did you puncture? 228 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:08,396 But then bodyguards, we are almost bodyguards, 229 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:10,676 you have to pass tests. - Well, what do we need! 230 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:13,832 But, listen... but in practice what does this bodyguard do? 231 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,075 Now I'll explain. - Now, be quiet. 232 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:16,514 The bodyguards... - yes, but what does he do? 233 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:17,675 The bodyguard... - good! 234 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:19,359 I would like to know, what is he doing? 235 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:20,475 One moment... - one moment! 236 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:21,755 Then the bodyguards... - what does he do? 237 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,592 Eh... wait a moment... - one moment! 238 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,432 Sheep, what the fuck is he doing this bodyguard? 239 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:27,676 Eh, what's he doing? - Ah, you don't know what it is? 240 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,753 I mean, it turns out, you don't know what is a bodyguard? 241 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:32,791 He forgot! - But look at you! 242 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:34,559 Eh, but why do you know what he does? - But how! 243 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:35,317 The? - Eh. 244 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:37,232 I don't know. 245 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:38,435 So what are you talking about? 246 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:41,473 (lnsleme) - What are you talking about? 247 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:43,597 Let's ask him, there's one there. 248 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:45,837 Good man! Good morning! - Good morning. 249 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,275 Excuse me, are you a bodyguard? - Regular, what do you see? 250 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:48,878 No. 251 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:49,353 Yes? 252 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:50,834 Do you speak Italian? - Certain. 253 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,673 We wanted to know... 254 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:57,116 ...what exactly does it do a bodyguard. 255 00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:01,755 (screaming) to beans! You found it just the right person! 256 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:06,877 Ah, asshole, you screwed me an ear! 257 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:10,514 I'm not sure, I'm a guarantee! 258 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:11,999 You're on trial, huh? (tuttl) - yes. 259 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:13,593 What do you want to know? 260 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:15,193 Oh, everything! - All! 261 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,588 So hold on, little one, hold on! 262 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:18,955 The first fundamental thing to become a bodyguard, 263 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:20,639 it's the attitude. - Attitude. 264 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,791 Mò cobra, he explains to you typical situations. 265 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:24,832 So, case number one: 266 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:26,954 We are here cor vippe... 267 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,993 ...and we have to cut through the crowd furious that charges us! 268 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:32,678 What's the charge? - Ah! 269 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,196 Let's start with physical movement. 270 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:38,592 One... two... 271 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:42,237 now, physical movement with vocal accompaniment. 272 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:45,353 But go the fuck go, oh! What the fuck are you doing, oh! 273 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:48,193 But go the fuck go, oh! What the fuck are you doing, oh! 274 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:49,315 And if you're left-handed... 275 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:51,835 what the fuck are you doing, oh! But go the fuck go, oh! 276 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:53,589 What the fuck are you talking about? 277 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:55,637 (tuttl) what the fuck are you? What the fuck are you talking about? 278 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:56,915 What the fuck are you? - Ah! 279 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,832 What the fuck are you talking about? But... - what are you doing? 280 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:00,832 We were fighting an angry crowd, 281 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:04,276 as the cobra told us, 'shut up his, and whoever doesn't tell him! 282 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:05,270 But who is the cobra? 283 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:05,872 (all) him! 284 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:07,673 (clro) it's him. - (fablo) him. 285 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:09,029 But are you a warehouse worker? 286 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:10,719 Vice. - (fablo) too! 287 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:11,756 (verse) 288 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:14,957 I spit in your face! - Oh, do you spit in my face? 289 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:16,917 Eh, what do you want... - enough with this vulgarity! 290 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:20,559 Gentlemen... your assignments. 291 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:24,238 Finally we are all three... 292 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:26,471 (all)bodyguard! 293 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:42,555 (stlllsta) as I told her, 294 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:45,593 when I presented my last fashion show in Paris, 295 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:48,274 at the last moment victoria she didn't show up, 296 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:50,317 I wouldn't want that to happen again, here. 297 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:52,675 Don't worry, I'll stick to you like a mussel on the rock, 298 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,068 like a leech! 299 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:56,390 Where are you from, Tokyo? Do you hear from Rome? 300 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:59,114 This evening, Victoria will have to be... 301 00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:01,391 ...at the top of this staircase! 302 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:03,713 And there will be! 303 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:05,755 Sayonara! 304 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:13,838 Seductive muslca 305 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:39,716 Miss Victoria, I'm Fabio Leoni... 306 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:43,236 (cell phone) Love, how are you? 307 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:45,510 Did you just get up? 308 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:48,638 You hate me, you know? I miss you so much! 309 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:50,718 As soon as I finish the show, I'll be back. 310 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:52,359 Security sends me, I have to be with her. 311 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,915 As? Are you going to the party? 312 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,229 Gorillas... 313 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:57,913 well, gorilla, bodyguardsss... 314 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,479 you know I'm jealous! 315 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:00,635 Jealous! 316 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:02,872 Of racing? But don't we go? 317 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:06,555 Yes, I have a little problem with it shoe that tightens the corn... 318 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:09,553 (burn it) 319 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:20,395 Are you a bodyguard too? 320 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:21,311 No. 321 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:23,432 Funeral home. 322 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,273 Maronna do carmine! 323 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:28,557 Let me be curious, please waiting for a famous person? 324 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:29,709 Famous, very famous! 325 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,108 Everyone knows him! - And who is he? 326 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:32,315 The one who advertises... 327 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:34,277 ...of coffee, there in paradise, what's his name... 328 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:35,759 a limp guy with a name... - ah, goodies! 329 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:37,273 Bonolis, well done! - Ah, good. 330 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,118 Yes love, I'm here now. 331 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:42,359 I don't know, there should be a bodyguard who escorts me to the evening 332 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,150 ah, listen, I heard Paolo, he told me told to stay alert... 333 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:48,232 ...because, those of "jokes aside", they targeted me. 334 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:51,312 Call him so if you have any news... - here he is, I recognize him! 335 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:52,356 Thank you... - It's the coffee guy. 336 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:54,272 Hello, a kiss. - Bonolis, eh security! 337 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:55,793 Oh, I'm the bodysuit! 338 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,599 Security, oh, oh... 339 00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:59,273 oh! - Ouch! 340 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,832 Oh God, but he fell the airport? 341 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,479 Bad my lady, sorry! 342 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,517 I'm a bodyguard, we are a bit impetuous! 343 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:08,193 Don't worry. - She got dirty, sorry. 344 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:09,793 She's too... - I'm sorry, sorry! 345 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:11,712 No, she's too... - sorry, bonolis! 346 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,511 Who was that you were talking to? - Huh? 347 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:18,149 Who was that you were talking to? - I don't understand you. 348 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:20,390 Who was that you were talking to! 349 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,598 Hey, stay calm, do you understand? 350 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:23,715 Don't scream, 351 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:27,555 otherwise you'll throw yourself at the control unit and the reels spin, do you understand? 352 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:30,479 I don't know him, here we go collided unconsciously. 353 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,193 Eh, eh, unconsciously... - yes. 354 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:33,998 And what do you mean you fell? 355 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,912 In fact I am fallen. - Exactly... 356 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:39,072 look, I saw that it was your turn! Mocca your race! 357 00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:00,358 Seductive muslca 358 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:17,717 naked! 359 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:19,154 All naked! 360 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,629 All naked! 361 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,035 Ah... oh... 362 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:25,192 think about it, Anna Falchi's bodyguard, while he makes the calendar, 363 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:28,477 completely naked, all beautiful biota... all beautiful biota! 364 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:32,030 Ueh, Paolo Pecora, first assignment, anna falchi naked, tak! 365 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,789 Holy shit... what an ass I have! 366 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,433 No... what an ass she has! 367 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:37,516 Security! 368 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:38,999 Yes, I'm coming! 369 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,238 Little, little, little... 370 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,118 mother's love! 371 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,510 Camilla, love of my life! 372 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,913 Mom has to go now to work, but he comes back immediately. 373 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:50,149 Let's go! 374 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:55,552 Nice to meet you, much pleasure, miss falchi, stand here. 375 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,870 No one runs with me danger! I'm his bodyguard! 376 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:00,156 Ah, are you my bodyguard? - Eh, yes, eh! 377 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,629 Well... the whole body... 378 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,308 I'm an ex caramba, sshh... 379 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:05,515 ah, very good! 380 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,796 Look, I should go now to take the February photo. 381 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,951 Great, let's go! February like on and see, come with me! 382 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:12,156 Come with me, come on! - Come on! 383 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:15,073 She has to be with Camilla. - But I can't be with Camilla... 384 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:16,753 She's already with Prince Charles of England, 385 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:18,558 and the queen is already pretty pissed off, 386 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,870 and then I have to defend Miss Anna Falchi. 387 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:23,554 No, she has to protect Camilla! 388 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,517 I told her I can't! Excuse me huh! 389 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:27,671 I have to defend him Miss Anna Falchi. 390 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:29,472 Have you gone crazy? But what did he do? 391 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,995 Ah, excuse me, did it go with the humidity? - Camilla! 392 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,919 Love of my life! What did this brute do to you? 393 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:35,717 The? 394 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:37,638 Attention, stop, I'll protect her! 395 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,358 Go ahead Miss Anna, go! 396 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:40,748 This... is Camilla! 397 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:41,670 This? 398 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:43,910 But, he looks more like Carlo that... that to Camilla. 399 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,355 Excuse me, eh, but I have to do it bodyguard a dog? 400 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,511 Yes, because it's my whole life. 401 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,388 I can't take it with me, because I have to take photos with the animals 402 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:52,993 and for Camilla it is dangerous. 403 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:56,118 His job is to be careful that nothing happens to her. 404 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:56,996 Agree. 405 00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:58,639 I'll call her every now and then to find out how he is doing. 406 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:00,240 All right. - Now feed her 407 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,673 yes... - then take her for a walk, okay? 408 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,479 Ok agreed... - hi love! 409 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:12,513 Paolo pecora, bodyguard of a dog... what a shame! 410 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:21,909 This morning I decided to do it 5 kilometers of running every day! 411 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,672 What an ass! - How? 412 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:26,000 No, I was saying very well! And how many are missing? 413 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,592 Almost finished! 414 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:28,915 But are you tired? 415 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,920 But for goodness' sake! When I was with Madonna I did 10! 416 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,309 Ok then we'll make 10 too! 417 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,071 But with great pleasure! 418 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:40,792 But why don't I shut up! What the fuck is this core! 419 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:41,830 Victoria! 420 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:43,871 But that's it! 'Where is the purpose? 421 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,077 Aggio also made a sign with your hand! Nothing! 422 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,392 Ugh!!! - We want to go... 423 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,989 wow!!! Doctor Bonolis! Welcome! 424 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:52,995 But where is this good, aho? 425 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:54,833 How is he doing? 426 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,468 Always keep your head like a comedian you eh, doctor bonolis! 427 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,430 No look, it has to be there a misunderstanding. I'm Luca Laurenti. 428 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,034 Yes, I'm bond, james bond! 429 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:05,958 Hold your baggage, Doctor Bonolis? 430 00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:09,112 Yes, why not? I have a big one, green and also light 431 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:11,271 if you go and get it for me in the meantime I'm going to the toilet... 432 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,078 don't worry, do it at your leisure. 433 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:14,878 A red and green bag very light! 434 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:16,268 Yes... - now begh'i! 435 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,673 But not the red one, the big one! - Now begh'i! 436 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:23,196 Okay, okay... I understand, it's begun 'oh joke! 437 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,598 Teresa! He's chasing you! 438 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:28,069 But please, rather do me go and get your bags... 439 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:29,434 Teresa! 440 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:32,433 Permission, permission! The suitcase of bonolis! Here it is! I'll take it! 441 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:33,953 Permission, attention! 442 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:35,275 Here is Bonolis' suitcase! 443 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:36,919 Aho, tere'! Where are you going? 444 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:40,317 Relax and stay calm, I have to get my bags! 445 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:41,310 Teresa! 446 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:44,393 Leave my suitcase alone! - I'm looking for Bonolis' suitcase! 447 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:47,030 Aho!!! Teresa!!! 448 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:54,193 Always her! But what happened? - Wait, let's try to untie him... 449 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,636 Teresa! Madonna, where did she go? 450 00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:59,355 Come down, come down!!! 451 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:02,478 Madonna there', and then you have the courage to say 452 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,029 than the rumors circulating in bari and province are not true! 453 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,758 But it was just an accident! 454 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,239 Elephant roar 455 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,631 I thought I'd see Anna Falchi's ass and instead 456 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,995 I'm here to see your ass elephants! 457 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,479 What an idiot! 458 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:18,159 But who cares... 459 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,548 but I don't understand why then... 460 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:22,838 Come on, you're loaded now, Camilla! Go, go! 461 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,390 Stop there! No, it's forbidden there! Camilla! Camilla! 462 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,232 Do... watch your shit! Slide! 463 00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:31,189 Camilla! 464 00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:33,477 Stop! Shut up! Daus! Barun! 465 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,199 (photographer) - Anna, you can't see a breast! 466 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:39,436 Is it okay if I look like this? - Yes, now we can both see each other. 467 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,716 - But we still have many of photos from February? 468 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:44,270 But I'm missing February here and all leap year! 469 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:47,194 Now turn around! - I understand! 470 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,232 Bye bye! - HI! 471 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,156 Take a nice leap! - Ahhhh! (thud) 472 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:58,473 (photographer) anna, let's wait the bear enters the field, here, go! 473 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:04,038 Okay, I'll put it this way. - So good, your face, your face! 474 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:06,678 Here... yes! 475 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:10,870 I see the butt, I don't see the pears, I see the pears I don't see the butt... 476 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:19,637 (sheep) aaaahhhhllll!!!!! 477 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:26,073 Ouch! Thank you Miss Rottermaier 478 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:31,115 she was really very kind to get me out of this jam. 479 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:32,469 But I wonder 480 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:36,713 she has a specialization nursing? 481 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,354 I'm going to take a shower now and then we go to rehearsals. 482 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:42,120 At the tests you... 483 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:45,078 see you out here in half an hour? - All right! 484 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:52,195 Love it's me. What are you doing? No, it's not stupid jealousy! 485 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:55,997 But on the very day that he is not there Are you supposed to go to that party? 486 00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,590 Look, don't play tricks on me! 487 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,116 Love, swear to me that you won't look at anyone else! 488 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,870 - Yes, I know, but I'm jealous anyway! 489 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,231 Lord, she's giving me a hard time like this! 490 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,910 Feel in low light, I already told you, it's an emergency! 491 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:18,149 Put yourself in my shoes! 492 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,595 10 kilometers with two ankle boots Malays I had to do it! 493 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:21,835 Woman's scream 494 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:23,633 but what are they doing!!! 495 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:32,313 Victoria!!! Victoria!!! I arrive!!! Here I am!!! 496 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:35,429 There it is! 497 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:41,474 Victoria, what are they doing to you! Oh God, Hannibal the Cannibal! 498 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:44,188 Here I am Victoria, it's all over, I know your Fabio! 499 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,432 A potato, although you don't do it the fuck yours? 500 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:47,749 But what are you worried about? 501 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,433 What am I worried about? 502 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:55,590 But where are you from sister, de ceccano, de vetralla? 503 00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:04,398 What are you doing and dirty? What's this nonsense? What a great you! 504 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:05,549 Are you participating? 505 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,790 'I like Cinzia this is how it leads! 506 00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:10,554 That you're going to disembowel me with the chain? Will you whip me on the ass? 507 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:14,554 Or are you crushing my hand? Come on! Propose, propose! 508 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,995 Yes, a bucket on the balls, tie! 509 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,039 So you're happy? 510 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,237 Is it well? Does it matter to me? 511 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:24,790 But not even a prisoner on the gums? But what a headache!!! 512 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:26,794 Woman's scream 513 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,228 victoria! I arrive!!! 514 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:29,310 Here I need a little breeze! 515 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:35,675 But what happened? Huh? 516 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:40,157 Asshole! - Aho, you'll get me any minute! 517 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:48,313 But what do I know about these things? Damn, what a blow! 518 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,193 Are you OK? 519 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,154 A little sick here on the mouth... 520 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,870 but what does this ice taste like? 521 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:04,997 I don't know, I found it in the bucket! 522 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:07,312 But how disgusting! It's the one about the feet! 523 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:09,229 At that time? What happened? 524 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:10,872 Huh? 525 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:12,868 I turned on the television, 526 00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:14,917 there was a news broadcast which broadcast from Capri 527 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,628 and I saw my boyfriend hugged with a... 528 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:20,678 what a pig! I'm right to be jealous! 529 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:24,557 Anyway the problem I'll solve it, let's go! 530 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,512 Yes, it's better that we're late to the tests, come on! 531 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:27,078 - But what evidence? 532 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:30,357 I'm going to Capri, looking for pork I'm a slut and I make a mess! 533 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,631 But which goat? We have to go to rehearsals! 534 00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:34,273 Fuck the tests! 535 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:35,634 Victoria, moderate the terms, huh!? 536 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,754 I had the task of carrying it first at the rehearsals then at the fashion show! 537 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,956 As for Capri it will have to pass over my body! 538 00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:42,758 In fact, I'm warning you now the organization... 539 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,319 and let's see now! - Leave it alone... 540 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,118 you're right... let's go to the tests. 541 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,032 Pig doesn't deserve it my attention! 542 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,031 Good! Now hurry up we're late! 543 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:52,631 But it's not right let him get away with it! 544 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,633 If he cheats on me, I cheat on him! 545 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:58,268 With the first asshole I find! 546 00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,799 Muslca sexy 547 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:06,516 what did you say your name was? 548 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:12,188 Leone, Lieutenant Fabio Leone! 'No asshole! 549 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:17,474 Leo, would you make love to me? 550 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:23,189 Well, if it's to get even Capri's situation... 551 00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:25,998 ...to meet her... 552 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:28,794 ...sacrifice myself? 553 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:30,993 What do you say? 554 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:34,477 We do it, we do it! Shall we do it? Huh? 555 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,592 We'll show you! Everyone needs to know, everyone! 556 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:38,397 Count on this! 557 00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:40,676 I'll put up the posters! I'll make the announcement on the news! 558 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:43,434 And everyone has to see us! - Everyone, everyone!!! 559 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:44,715 Let's do it on the balcony! 560 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:46,469 How about on the balcony? 561 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:50,517 Are you afraid? Don't want to do it anymore? 562 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,916 Muslca sexy 563 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,676 I'll do it for you too worldwide via satellite! 564 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,439 But what do you have instead of tits? 565 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:04,149 Two parables? 566 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:06,633 How much stuff is... 567 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:08,631 how much? How much stuff??? 568 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:12,349 What are you doing? 569 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:15,073 Bye bye! - Victoria! 570 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,719 Open! Don't leave me like this!!! 571 00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:17,949 Don't be a naughty girl! 572 00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:20,475 I'm always a policeman with his dignity! 573 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,551 Bye bye! - Leave me with my dad outside! 574 00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:24,432 Victoria silverstedt! 575 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:33,475 'These branches pierce my balls... here it is! 576 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:40,719 Look what I have to do! 577 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,952 Carabinieri lieutenant forced to come in sheep... 578 00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:49,753 yes, yes, yes! And enjoy! 579 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:50,637 Ahhhh!!! 580 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,836 Damn what beautiful butts! So you liked it, huh? 581 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,149 You came back all naked! - Ahhhh!!! 582 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:55,956 Ahhhhh!!! 583 00:27:56,680 --> 00:28:00,673 Now what do we do to him to this beautiful little horse? 584 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:01,955 - Get off the back! 585 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,868 Aho! Aho! And that's it!!! 586 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,794 And that's it, damn it! I'm not giving it to you 'a pizza just because you like it! 587 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,790 Rather, that you have one dress to lend me? 588 00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:11,915 A broken one... 589 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,636 oohh! - Well, what are you looking at? 590 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:28,437 Excuse me, you saw Miss Victoria? 591 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,236 ...I'm his bodyguard... Incognito! 592 00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,717 The young lady used a hotel car. Here it is! 593 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,635 Motor horn 594 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:46,673 victoria! Victoria! 595 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:51,353 Victoria! Victoria! 596 00:28:58,360 --> 00:28:59,270 Victoria! What are you doing! Stop! 597 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:01,437 If I don't take you to rehearsals I lose my job! 598 00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:05,719 Look, the parade is tonight. I'll go, I'll beat you pig and I'll be back! 599 00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:11,195 If you help me, I'll do it first and you don't lose work! At that time? 600 00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:13,152 Is it blackmail? - Yes! 601 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:18,078 I accept it reluctantly but I accept it. Who pays? 602 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:19,913 Listen codispots, I was hired 603 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:22,640 to be a bodyguard to a human person, alive! 604 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,439 Yes, but not to a dog. Excuse me, huh? 605 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,192 You have my word, look, it's a useless job that I do 606 00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,033 and I also feel a little humiliated, Excuse me, I'm telling you the truth... 607 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:35,113 excuse me for a moment... but where did he go? 608 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:39,992 But what strength this dog has. Oh! What a pain! 609 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:43,000 Oh what a pain! Ouch! Camilla, Camilla, where are you? 610 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:45,356 Roar 611 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,991 samantha! But you dickhead, what did you do? 612 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:50,713 But you ate my puppy by anna falchi. 613 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,749 Now what do I tell the lady? What do I tell the young lady? 614 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:58,711 Cell phone ringing oh god! Ready? 615 00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,952 Yes, I'm Anna. How is it going? Did he make her eat? 616 00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:06,519 Um, yes I made her eat it but you know... I didn't want to, eh. 617 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:08,438 But no, he did very well. 618 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,477 Ah, if he wanted to get rid of it... - whose? 619 00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:11,436 But Camilla's! 620 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,558 But what does he say? I can't live without that dog! 621 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:15,636 How are you? 622 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,957 Um... well... to see it um... 623 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,753 very good! Very good ma'am! Very good! 624 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:34,518 So, I'm changing now set. It's August and I'll call you back. 625 00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,478 Yes, yes, yes... camilla! Camilla! Excuse me for a moment... 626 00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:38,959 and sorry but where are you doing August? 627 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:40,639 They told me the area of camels. 628 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:46,238 Ah, the hawks' big naked tits! 629 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:51,633 Camilla, I'm smart, very clever, shut up, shut up! 630 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:55,436 Let's see the big tits of the beautiful slut of the hawks. 631 00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:57,035 Are you ready, Anna? 632 00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:58,989 Wait a minute... 633 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:03,632 did you send everyone away? 634 00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:07,715 Don't worry, everyone away, for less that you are not ashamed of a deer! 635 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:15,476 Witty! I undress. 636 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,950 - There you go. Then you kneel down near the camel 637 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:20,951 and look this way. Look at me. 638 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:22,790 Is this okay? 639 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:24,712 - Perfect. Well, good, turn around... 640 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:26,913 - raise your arm... one more moment... 641 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:28,354 - what beautiful tettuns! 642 00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:30,433 Here, look at me... 643 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:31,555 aaahhh... 644 00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:32,948 - smile... give me your eyes! 645 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,673 - What a beautiful loaf! 646 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:43,511 I would have left the deer here! 'This bison is dangerous! 647 00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:50,076 Pull yourself up, let's see the bottom... 648 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:55,070 - he caught me, 'this son of a slut!!! 649 00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:56,395 But why did a lamp blow out? 650 00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:58,830 I'm telling you I'm joking it's already started, yes, yes... 651 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,309 they sent me a bodyguard who even calls me bonolis, eh! 652 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,390 Aho! Spit out the paper! Huh? No, I'm not mad at you, 653 00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:08,598 I'm talking to the ATM. Yes, he ate my paper. 654 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,637 Yes, okay, I'll call you back later, yes yes, bye. 655 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:12,349 'A paper, damn! 656 00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:14,238 Bonolis problems? Say, do you have any problems? Tell me! 657 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:17,916 Huh, as if you didn't know huh? 'Where are the cameras, come on! 658 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:19,269 The cameras? 659 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,869 The cameras where did you put them, huh? Come on! 660 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:23,509 Eh eh... but what is it? 661 00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:26,436 The cameras Where did you place it? 662 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:27,828 Heh heh! But what is it? 663 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,150 Oh well, I've got an evening to do, please, let's do something quick 664 00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:31,878 because I have work to do too. 665 00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:35,352 I don't understand him, but he's nice! 666 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,869 This time no bullshit, I say to you, Slav! 667 00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,071 You only shoot if I shoot. 668 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,475 I don't want deaths like last time, okay? 669 00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:46,755 Yes, that's fine. 670 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:49,878 Doctor, come in. Bonolis, come in, come in! 671 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:52,277 Doctor, you don't have to worry, you have to stay calm! 672 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:53,998 You will get the card back, don't worry, 673 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:55,673 I'll tell the director, don't worry! 674 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,639 And so I, your new director 675 00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:01,917 Crowned Sabine, I will replace my colleague, 676 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,112 with great humanity. 677 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:05,759 Sorry, have you seen my wife? 678 00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,914 Madonna where did she go? that bold one! Teresa!!! 679 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:12,757 Director! I have to talk with the director! 680 00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:14,598 Oh! Sorry, I'm mortified! 681 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:18,230 But how mortified! She's still the same, but she's really obsessed! 682 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:22,349 Ah! What a beautiful slut what do you have in the bank, director! 683 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,792 My theme song is enough. - Thank you good morning. 684 00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:26,949 Good morning to you. 685 00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:28,599 Good morning. - Is everything okay here? 686 00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:30,752 Yes, yes, everything is ok. 687 00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,393 Look, I was making a withdrawal, there at the ATM 688 00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:36,278 and the paper got eaten the ATM 689 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:37,953 that is... the ATM my paper got eaten. 690 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:39,189 Ah, ah, he's really nice. 691 00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:41,874 You must fill out this form. - Yes, yes. 692 00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:43,758 The form the one for paper recovery? 693 00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:45,717 Eh! 'or form! - Oh yes, of course! 694 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:49,075 Tenaja, you go to the door, Slavo go to the checkout! 695 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:50,430 You from there! Move! 696 00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,112 Stop everyone! This is a robbery! 697 00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:56,354 Listen, 'What's your name... make sure you don't take off your mask 698 00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:57,475 he doesn't understand what you say! 699 00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:58,595 Then it's time to do it all again, eh! 700 00:33:58,800 --> 00:33:59,994 I said it's a robbery! 701 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,794 Mo will say everyone lying down, everyone on the ground, let no one move! 702 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,228 Oh my God how beautiful! 703 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:06,276 Everyone on the ground! Let no one move! 704 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:07,714 Have you seen? What did I tell you? 705 00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,272 The boss said you have to put yourself down! 706 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,598 Listen, I'll check it out to the liver I would do. 707 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:14,795 'Or I say for you! 708 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,030 Sorry, but I would like to know what but who writes the lyrics for you? 709 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,270 Tell me how to lie down on the ground without making a move, eh? 710 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:21,634 Chief, do I kill him? 711 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:23,597 What are you killing? but go and do the tests, go! 712 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:25,997 And throw this thing down! - But who is this? 713 00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:27,474 But what an honor... 714 00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:31,792 we have nothing less than that Paolo Bonolis! 715 00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:34,638 Still? Let's go, right? 716 00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:38,716 But now shut up and do it what I tell you, asshole! 717 00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:40,917 Aho' moderate the terms, Do we want to play cops and robbers? 718 00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,195 And let's play cops and robbers, eh! 719 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:45,477 Come on, you're a bodyguard, right? - A bodyguard? But who, me? 720 00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:47,471 But what do you want? It's really disgusting and bodyguard! 721 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:49,513 Nice deadbeat, then... 722 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,752 you see I'm in danger, So what do we want to do, huh? 723 00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:52,512 Do you shoot the gun? 724 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:53,391 Which gun? 725 00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:55,596 'A gun, me? I don't even know which is 'a gun! 726 00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:56,755 I've never seen a gun. 727 00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,953 No? And whatever, don't worry, stay calm, I'll take care of it... 728 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:02,398 I'll take care of the gun! 729 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:06,513 Okay! Where are you? Stop everyone or there will be a massacre here, okay? 730 00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:09,519 You thought you were making us fools, huh? 731 00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:12,399 But we, I say we, we are professionals! 732 00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:16,157 I saw you while you were looking to set off the alarm, is that true? 733 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:18,231 You too, tell him too, silly, why don't you laugh? 734 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:19,111 Ah no, sorry you have paresis... 735 00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,630 ok agreed. Out, out the director 736 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,870 otherwise we will a hostage outside... 737 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:27,990 ...no! We'll take out a hostage every five minutes, one ok? 738 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:31,433 Well done Bonolis! Where is the director? 739 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:35,634 Come out you squirt shit! Huh? How did I know? Well? 740 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:39,475 Well... what the fuck are you telling me? Where is the director?! 741 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,915 Teresa, don't make me repeat that more, understand? 742 00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:43,991 Damn, Sabine! You don't even have to open your mouth! 743 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,040 Remember that you got married a bank manager! 744 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:47,473 Stopped! - Aahh! 745 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,560 No this one, another one! Damn!!! 746 00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,955 Come on, let's hurry, we have two more banks to rob, okay? 747 00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:59,158 Yes, I understood Bonolis, come on... 748 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,038 shut up and put it on the ground, come on! 749 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,395 Listen ahò, and I'm bored, I've been here all day! 750 00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:04,709 I also have an evening to do, you know... 751 00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:06,233 I can't pass all the time here! 752 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:07,999 - I'll end up killing this guy! 753 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,796 Doctor Bonolis, you are crazy or keep two exaggerated balls! 754 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:12,796 Chilli they'll shoot you! 755 00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:14,393 But what are they shooting at? they fire blanks! 756 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,398 But what do you think I didn't understand are we on "jokes aside"? 757 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:17,200 Come on no! 758 00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,714 We are? Whatever I want... 759 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,633 but what's joking aside? I didn't understand it! 760 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,876 But are we on television? - Of course! 761 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:27,679 But therefore you said first 'and cameras, and these things... ah! 762 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:29,239 A ro' stann' 'and cameras? I want you to see! 763 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,311 Addo' stann' 'the cameras? - Stopped! 764 00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:33,196 Look there, look at who... 765 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,112 I think so Not a robber, isn't it... 766 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:36,872 with a mask! And get out of here! 767 00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:42,954 Mom!!! You won't believe it... we're joking aside and so am I! 768 00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,555 Mom! I'm bonolis! 769 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:51,915 Don't answer, or I'll shoot you in the head. 770 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:55,072 Be, be after, after. Ready? Aho love! 771 00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:57,239 Then he didn't understand those jokes aside 772 00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,595 that if they are invented, yes... 'a robbery! 773 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,918 How do I joke? They do it to me tomorrow at the pharmacy? 774 00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:03,990 Oh, that's great! 775 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:05,829 Like tomorrow? 776 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:12,992 No sorry bandit, oh! 777 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,355 Oh God, Mr Bandit... no, really me... 778 00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:18,754 there must have been a quiproquo. 779 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,148 And shut up! - Ouch! 780 00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:23,638 Noo, look over there, it seems so real! 781 00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:24,829 - But really true! 782 00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:26,798 No, I don't believe it! Will you let me watch it again? 783 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,793 No, no, please, It turned out great I promise. 784 00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:33,833 Let's go, come on! 785 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:38,157 Eh, eh, eh! What are you doing now! And why are you leaving like this? 786 00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:41,278 But if he understands that it's fake. We need a hostage! 787 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,556 Yes no what a robbery it is. Why don't you take bonolis? 788 00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:44,118 Don't you think he's more beautiful? 789 00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:45,271 Like bonolis, aho'! 790 00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:46,430 Bravo! - Well done! 791 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:47,589 Pijamo bonolis. 792 00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:49,716 Take bonolis That's how the film seems to me. 793 00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,634 Bandit, look, I'm Laurenti, I'm not bonolis! 794 00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,631 Oh really, I know the one about the blenny! 795 00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:57,189 That... wait, I'll show you! 796 00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:58,999 Walk, drooling! 797 00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:03,669 Look over there! It looks like a real movie! 798 00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:06,593 But cumme fa a pija chilli punches? That's good Bonolis! 799 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:08,348 It looks like a dung weapon! 800 00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:11,274 Look over there! But how is this possible? 801 00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:12,714 Damn the misery! 802 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,197 Even the police sirens! Let's see, I'm excited 803 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:17,315 he has to tell me I don't care about the camera, 804 00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:19,516 because I want to be real, understand? Hi Bonolis. 805 00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:35,278 Here's this pig boat, he sure with slut. 806 00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:36,356 We surprise. 807 00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:37,953 I take him down to the cabin. You look ahead. 808 00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:39,553 Yes, yes, as long as we hurry... 809 00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:45,954 you pig Judas... here's a pig with a slut... 810 00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:47,712 now if you find this one here we're arguing for two hours! 811 00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:53,109 Oh! Don't ask me questions... He'll thank me later... 812 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,396 if he finds her here with this slut, Victoria makes a mess! 813 00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:56,317 Victoria? 814 00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,278 But who is she? - Who are you? 815 00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:00,671 Are you crazy? You have it in your hands that piece of lapland 816 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,193 and you fuck an old woman? And let's go! Go! 817 00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:11,271 Have you seen? Your boyfriend is alone. Not even a shadow of sluts! 818 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:12,350 Come on, let's go back to Rome, eh? 819 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,836 But what boyfriend? This is my father! 820 00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:17,559 Dad? Like dad? 821 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:19,553 This is frank. 822 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,111 Did you throw my mother into the sea? 823 00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:26,588 Did you throw my mother into the sea? 824 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:27,994 No, my mother! 825 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:31,317 But who's old? 'A slut? Was it the mother? 826 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:33,108 And sorry, but then say it! 827 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:34,675 Again! 828 00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,632 Mom has relapsed! It's funny! 829 00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:40,913 Ma'am, are you cold? 830 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,431 Didn't he eat? Why does it take three hours to... 831 00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:47,074 and where are these years? 832 00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:52,037 Well! Now what are you doing in here? 833 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:56,153 He's not a pig, he's good. We make peace. 834 00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:57,316 In the face of peace... 835 00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,078 come on, let's hurry that we lose the hydrofoil. 836 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,675 We have to finish making peace! 837 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:06,388 Ah, I understand go! Frank let's do a day thing. 838 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:08,909 Let's look for strings. Do something quick... 839 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,548 forget those nice fucks of a time you did... 840 00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:14,280 make 'peace go'... but go and kill yourself! 841 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:17,796 He wants me to bring them something to drink? 842 00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:23,353 A glass of orangeade, or fresh fresh water 843 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,109 or a grapefruit? 844 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:30,637 Yes 'n chinotto! And go away, this lump! 845 00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:36,149 Stop! Stop Camilla! Daughter of a dog of a slut! 846 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:38,751 Brontolll lntestlnall 847 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:39,711 nothing serious. 848 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,753 Just a strong attack of dysentery with much aerophagia. 849 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,399 It will be better to keep it locked inside. 850 00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:54,758 Rumorl lntestlnall and fart 851 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:07,799 - camilla! Camilla! Camilla! 852 00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,670 My mother who spies, what a stench! 853 00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:13,035 But here we need a truck of magic trees! 854 00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:16,515 Camilla! Where are you? Where did you end up? 855 00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:20,315 Camilla, beautiful Camilla, little one, come here! 856 00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,357 Damn yours, no fuck are you old? 857 00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:26,916 Camilla! 858 00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:28,189 What an ass you did! 859 00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,152 My goodness, what happened? 860 00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,190 Mmmhh camilla, but how you stink! 861 00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:44,839 But you smell like a pig, like a pig. 862 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,310 Ring it on your cell phone 863 00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:51,112 ready! 864 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:52,799 I heard a bang! 865 00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:55,799 But how is Camilla? Where are you? 866 00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:56,790 We're in deep shit! 867 00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:58,873 Why, what happened? 868 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:00,959 No, nothing happened... 869 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:03,037 It's just that we became very good friends Camilla and I now. 870 00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:04,673 A feeling was born, something fantastic! 871 00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:05,989 Really look, Mrs Anna. 872 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:09,556 Oh good. Then bring it to me I want to give her a kiss. 873 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:12,228 Okay then I'll take it to him there, OK, don't worry. 874 00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:13,669 Don't worry! 875 00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:17,039 Oh well, how can he give you a kiss? 876 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,714 How can he give you a kiss that stinks like a sewer from Calcutta! 877 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,072 I have to wash you now, I have to wash you! 878 00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:30,309 Camilla, don't move splash water in my face! 879 00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:32,997 Sheep! But what does he do? 880 00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:35,558 I'll dry it!!! 881 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:38,195 But not like this! He gets pneumonia! 882 00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:42,030 No, we bodyguards are used to it, don't worry. 883 00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:45,118 But who cares about her! The dog gets an accident! 884 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:46,919 But turn that thing off! 885 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:50,233 Ok miss Anna, I'll turn it off now. 886 00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,994 Stay calm that nothing happened to him! 887 00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:55,071 Oh God, the little dog is gone! 888 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:57,151 Camilla!!! Ohhh... 889 00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:59,711 camilla! She's gone! 890 00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:00,790 The dog is gone! 891 00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:02,951 It flew, it flew away! It flew! 892 00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:06,392 Camilla!!! There it is, quick! 893 00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,232 He saw that nothing happened? Here you are! 894 00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,197 Then take it and hurry. - Shall I take it? 895 00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:12,157 Camilla! - Camilla, Camilla! 896 00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:15,236 Wait... I'll take it, I'll take it! 897 00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:19,112 You hold me, you hold me, you hold me, you hold me! 898 00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:20,320 Take it! 899 00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:23,232 Eh, but I can't get there, I can't get there! Come down with me! 900 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:26,756 Come down with me do this, so at least I can get it. 901 00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:28,638 Here come on me miss, please. - Yes. 902 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:31,109 Come on Camilla! How beautiful Camilla is! 903 00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,151 Camilla, take the stick in your mouth! 904 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:37,758 The stick in your mouth, like this! Darling... camilla! 905 00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,388 Miss don't leave me, Miss Falcons please, come on! 906 00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:41,914 Hold me please, eh! 907 00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,716 Good! Now it's much better! 908 00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,313 Come on, let's get it! 909 00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:49,351 Echo! Slowly, no, slowly, slowly! 910 00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:51,357 Easy Miss Hawks! Eh, excuse me huh? 911 00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:54,470 But what... no, that hurts me! 912 00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:00,789 But what is she wearing! But I can't smell the pears anymore! 913 00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:05,955 Quick, quick! It's over here! Please save my Camilla! 914 00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:08,759 It's over there! But where is it? 915 00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:10,476 Look at them lady! 916 00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:14,115 Camilla! 917 00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:16,354 Camilla... 918 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:23,277 ambulance slrena 919 00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:26,598 lady falcons I have been fucked by a caiman! 920 00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:28,273 It's okay, but I saved her! 921 00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:29,509 I did my duty! 922 00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:31,238 Go ahead I'll take it home! 923 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:32,879 She's alive! She's alive! 924 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,958 Muslca from displaced 925 00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,469 Victoria, we'll be right back and we complete the makeup. Okay? 926 00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:57,277 Ok... 927 00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:13,310 ohhh! Frank! Dirty asshole! Oh my god! 928 00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:15,993 Fucking asshole! 929 00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,197 Have you seen Lieutenant? Victoria is changing. 930 00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:24,998 Mission accomplished! I can hope right? 931 00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:26,832 To be precise his mission ends 932 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,230 when victoria is at the top to that staircase! 933 00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:31,710 Good geisha! It will be on that staircase! 934 00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:35,033 How unpleasant is this... 935 00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:37,236 can it? 936 00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:41,998 Applause 937 00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:49,754 and now the last dress by kamuro otomo 938 00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:53,037 worn by the beautiful victoria silvstedt! 939 00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:01,232 Look there. My man he did a really great job! 940 00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,196 There she is Victoria. Look how beautiful she is! 941 00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:10,275 See if we do badly with these fucking swords! 942 00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:14,678 (furious under his breath) What are you doing come here! 943 00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:17,155 But what happens? 944 00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:21,195 Our Victoria is a little shy. He doesn't want to come down... 945 00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:24,276 but I'm going here with these stilts! 946 00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,351 But where are you going? - What are you doing? Are you pulling me? 947 00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:28,158 And yes I'll pull you, we have to go this way! 948 00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:30,238 Here's to Bruce Lee! And go away! 949 00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:33,597 Victoria come down! Victoria, come here! 950 00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:38,833 Maybe we can encourage victoria with a round of applause, huh? 951 00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,554 A round of applause for her and for kamuro otomo 952 00:46:41,720 --> 00:46:43,915 that reached us surprise here on stage. 953 00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:46,117 Applause 954 00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:48,033 they can suck it up! 955 00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:58,315 Ahhhh!!! 956 00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:05,919 Muslca mallnconlca door bell 957 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:12,836 my little camillina... just this I have a memory of you. 958 00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:16,471 Miss Anna, bodigald killed dogs! 959 00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:19,074 With compliments and apologies of the security agency. 960 00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:20,675 Camilla! 961 00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:26,075 But then you're alive! Viva! Thank you, thank you for everything! 962 00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:30,593 She gave me my life back! How can I repay her? 963 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:34,070 Oh well look, then me I have a calendar right here, right? 964 00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:35,874 It's not new, but it's from a few years ago. 965 00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:38,998 If you could give me an autograph right here. What does he say huh? 966 00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:40,070 Yes! - So... 967 00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:41,749 yes... - take... 968 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,992 I keep the dog... - take this too! Thank you. 969 00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:49,549 So, what month? 970 00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:51,916 Um... everyone! Every month, every one. 971 00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:55,436 Okay, then... January, what do I write? 972 00:47:56,640 --> 00:48:00,633 A big kiss to my friend Paolo Pecora, my bodyguard. 973 00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:02,995 From anna without a bodysuit! 974 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:06,910 February, what should I wear? 975 00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:09,315 One kiss, two kisses, three kisses, a hundred kisses 976 00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:12,040 with my whole body from anna to sheep. 977 00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:15,434 March? 978 00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:18,433 Many kisses, many caresses, with so much love 979 00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:24,517 from Anna to Paolo Pecora and his security agency! 980 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,718 Holy shit! 981 00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:33,558 Picio, picio, picio, little one, catch the ball! 982 00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,558 How lively Camilla is today. How strange. 983 00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:38,433 Usually at this time she seems dead. 984 00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:41,234 Hehe, hehe, hehe... then write eh, write... 985 00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:46,430 A heartfelt thank you to Paolo Pecora for always being vigilant with... 986 00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:52,877 ...with attention and a lot, a lot love the dog Camilla! 987 00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:56,869 Who always, always loves her and will try to protect her 988 00:48:57,040 --> 00:49:01,591 always into anything bad may happen to you in the future. Amen! 989 00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:06,589 Paul? 990 00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:10,952 Camilla? 991 00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:12,872 Camilla? 992 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,236 Paul? 993 00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:24,796 Return everything and don't show up again! Huh? 994 00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:32,394 Here... 995 00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:36,116 thank you, thank you, thank you very kindly. 996 00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:39,909 You saw, you didn't want to listen to the cobra and here we are again! 997 00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:43,112 A cobra, if you collect of swear words, 998 00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:44,469 I'll help you finish the album! 999 00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:45,834 Oh well we were unlucky! 1000 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,479 This is, especially Mr. Lieutenant 1001 00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:49,358 who is a very unfortunate man look. - What the hell are you talking about? 1002 00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,397 Another chance they could give it to us. - It is true! 1003 00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:54,388 Guys, don't worry that when I open my own agency 1004 00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:58,109 the c.c.s. Centocelle cobra security, 1005 00:49:58,360 --> 00:49:59,873 I'll give you another chance! 1006 00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:01,189 Yes, you'll have another chance! 1007 00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:03,191 Sell the gun and write: Opportunity! 1008 00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:04,549 But what, I already have a site! 1009 00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,193 Ww fuck you dot it. 1010 00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:08,510 No, block Chicco, dot com! 1011 00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:10,832 What a show! 1012 00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:12,868 - Because you know to cindy crawford? 1013 00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:15,435 And of course, they are brothers. Same pronunciation, can't you hear it? 1014 00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:17,238 Yes maybe! And that I know entered online, 1015 00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,470 I clicked on the site, I opened the frame with gi-pegghe 1016 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,069 but how does this one speak? 1017 00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:26,549 But what the fuck do I know how does this speak... 1018 00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:28,995 phone ringing ah, the phone, guys! 1019 00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:30,275 We have to answer. 1020 00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:34,037 Yes? The director has just... 1021 00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,669 it just arrived. I'll pass it to you right away! 1022 00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:41,396 Good morning, I'm co-spots, agency director say it! 1023 00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:45,957 As? Of course! 1024 00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:49,717 A beauty farm? 1025 00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:53,591 Rainbow Villa. 1026 00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:55,432 The security service! 1027 00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:59,798 Perfect. I can't wait to meet her. 1028 00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:03,478 And then when we see each other, we agree in person. 1029 00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:06,640 Here it comes... goodbye! 1030 00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:10,515 Thank you, sir thank you... sir thank you, thank you! 1031 00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:13,276 Thank you... thank you... thank you! Until we meet again! 1032 00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:16,873 Fabio, fabio, but what have you done? 1033 00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:18,268 I stole a case from security. 1034 00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:21,159 We carry it out perfectly how are we able to do... 1035 00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:22,958 and we rehabilitate ourselves in the eyes of the director... 1036 00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,554 so we tried them all and we have nothing to recr... 1037 00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:28,194 to recrimin... inare... - calm down, hold on. Repeat after me: 1038 00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:34,993 Re-cri-mi-na-re! And so he hires us on a permanent basis! 1039 00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:36,070 Ooh! 1040 00:51:36,240 --> 00:51:40,028 But what an ooh! It doesn't work, if there is they find out they put us in handcuffs! 1041 00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:43,676 And how 'or finds out if 'a phone call I was the only one who heard it! 1042 00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:47,039 Let's go! And go to this rainbow villa! 1043 00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:49,350 What are we going to do, what are you saying, let's go, if anything we'll go! 1044 00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:50,669 One, two and three! What are you looking for? 1045 00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:53,314 How did it go, oh? No, I'm saying, in small pieces... 1046 00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:56,552 this is the chance of a lifetime if you don't bring me... 1047 00:51:56,720 --> 00:51:59,075 I'll do it as a spy!!! 1048 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:05,152 And no lieutenant, I can't imagine than a man of his level 1049 00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:06,639 if he blackmails someone like this one here! 1050 00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:07,915 Yes! Yes... 1051 00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:10,551 I was really waiting only two people... 1052 00:52:10,720 --> 00:52:12,950 it's a special offer of our agency... 1053 00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:15,356 (sheep) take four, pay two, and the rest is tip... 1054 00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:19,513 magnificent! The most important thing it's the privacy of our customers! 1055 00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:21,398 Privacy, of course... watch out for the shit! 1056 00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:24,358 And which VIPs are now guests of the farm, ma'am? 1057 00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:28,076 Sensual muscle 1058 00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:51,396 hello, megan honey! - HI! 1059 00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:55,073 Maronna! But chilla is megan gale! 1060 00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:58,035 Perfect! Just megan gale! 1061 00:52:58,320 --> 00:52:59,548 Do you think that last year, 1062 00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:01,472 in another beauty farm, of course, 1063 00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:03,995 she was even harassed from a customer! 1064 00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:05,872 But does this seem possible to you! - Noooo! 1065 00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:08,508 Here, you are right here because this doesn't happen. 1066 00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:11,478 I understand, listen to something... he would like to know 1067 00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:12,959 if by chance here in this beauty 1068 00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:16,197 there are other svi... svips. - Uips, uips! 1069 00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:21,150 Yes. VIPs? Of course dear, but here it's full of VIPs... 1070 00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:24,118 here, look at it, gigi marzullo. 1071 00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:26,556 Gigi is here because he can no longer sleep 1072 00:53:26,720 --> 00:53:29,473 since they communicated to him who will make a new broadcast. 1073 00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:32,593 One morning... me! But do you realise, doctor? 1074 00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:34,910 After fifteen years television at night, 1075 00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:37,595 my time now it has moved to Tokyo. 1076 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,150 I'm very, very stressed. 1077 00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:42,590 I understand it, but it shouldn't absolutely worry 1078 00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:44,239 because this is our job. 1079 00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:47,432 You see, her after a week here he will be a new man... 1080 00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:49,353 ...he will sleep like Luca sworn. 1081 00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:52,320 But according to her, good morning you can see it in the morning 1082 00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:54,152 or does the morning have gold in its mouth? 1083 00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:58,834 I'm out of phase, really out of phase! 1084 00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:04,037 Ring it on your cell phone ready? 1085 00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:07,432 Hello love... you have finally arrived. 1086 00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:09,113 I missed you, maximum... 1087 00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:11,396 you too love, I missed you very much! 1088 00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:14,279 I have a crazy desire to kiss you and hug you Megan! 1089 00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:17,273 Yes, we will! Ok I'll wait for you in my apartment. 1090 00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:19,158 I recommend, don't let them see you! 1091 00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:20,873 If they find us I'm ruined! 1092 00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:24,112 You know that according to the contract they don't have to know that I'm engaged! 1093 00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:27,158 Love, you have to stay calm, you don't have to worry. 1094 00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:29,436 Nobody knows that we know each other. 1095 00:54:29,720 --> 00:54:31,199 I love you, I want to kiss you, see you later. HI. 1096 00:54:31,720 --> 00:54:33,278 Yes, me too. HI. - HI. 1097 00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:40,278 Brazilian Muscle 1098 00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:46,353 here it is, as you can see, 1099 00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:49,836 we are preparing the show this evening for our guests. 1100 00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:52,508 After all, it's our custom to end happily 1101 00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:54,272 the week of treatments. 1102 00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:57,152 Executioner Faust, what's happening? 1103 00:54:57,520 --> 00:54:59,397 It's because we were doing a melee, you know... 1104 00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:02,313 exercises, we are always continuously... gym, gym! 1105 00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:04,550 Oh my God! Look that is master priapiski 1106 00:55:04,720 --> 00:55:06,551 the genius of the bass. 1107 00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:09,228 God, that man put me through the pains of hell! 1108 00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:11,038 But what does that tell me! - It has 4 by-passes! 1109 00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:13,191 Any emotion it could be lethal to him! 1110 00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:16,080 Unfortunately, as you can see, master priapiski 1111 00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:18,117 it is slightly exuberant. 1112 00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:21,631 So I'm counting on you to keep it away from temptations. 1113 00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:25,037 Don't worry ma'am, I will entrust it to my best man. 1114 00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:28,508 Paolo sheep! - Well done, congratulations on your choice! 1115 00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:29,795 Well done sheep! 1116 00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:34,156 Sorry, but why the old man to me? Why the old man to me, why? 1117 00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:36,476 Boys! Come on, everyone get to work! 1118 00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:44,030 But it is safe that this massage Did the Dalai Lama teach you this? 1119 00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:46,794 Personally. - But on the buttocks? 1120 00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:51,158 In fact it's called Tibetan... Tibetan. Trust me. 1121 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,073 I'll take some more cream... 1122 00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:56,919 sheep! - Hello lion! 1123 00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:58,308 But what are you doing? Did you leave the old man alone? 1124 00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,914 Of course! But I brought it inside his apartment, right? 1125 00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:02,957 Then he started playing the double bass... 1126 00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:05,674 but the one there with the bottom cover it's a pain. It's shit! 1127 00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:09,037 I'll put some cream to burn you. - Put it on well! 1128 00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:22,270 Oh! But n'do go chill' asshole! Oh! 1129 00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:36,794 Nobody saw you, huh? - No, no one saw me. 1130 00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:38,518 Okay! - Be calm! 1131 00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:45,476 - I'm security! Let me in. 1132 00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:48,149 Can you come back later? I'm about to take a shower now! 1133 00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:50,511 Let me in I'll kick down the door! 1134 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,797 What a drag! - Hide! 1135 00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:56,235 Ahh! What happens! 1136 00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:58,789 Don't be impressed Mrs. Megana Gale, I'll see you soon. 1137 00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:04,717 Good morning ma'am, I came for the phone! 1138 00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:07,110 I saw a suspicious guy come in. He might bother her! 1139 00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:09,635 No, no, no, There's no guy here! 1140 00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:13,076 Ah! Ah! Ah! Ciro marmot, he takes it and brings it to you. 1141 00:57:13,240 --> 00:57:14,559 No! No! Wait! 1142 00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:19,509 Nobody makes me an idiot Mrs Meganghella! 1143 00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:22,991 I'm Ciro Marmotta, I'll take it and I fill it with a bang! Ha-ha! 1144 00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:25,991 You see, there's no one there! You're wrong! 1145 00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:30,353 You're right, Ms. Megan. there's no one here at all. 1146 00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:33,951 Sorry if I disturbed you his shower tastes, actually... 1147 00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:36,875 Now I'll open it for you... 1148 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:39,638 she makes it nice hot hot, right? 1149 00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:40,909 Um... yes. 1150 00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:42,474 Now I'll see. 1151 00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:47,714 Ahhhhh!! 1152 00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:51,354 Here he is the sex maniac! 1153 00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:54,432 What a sexual maniac, I am a friend of Megan. 1154 00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:58,075 U maronna! I was inappropriate, sorry! 1155 00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:00,515 But between both of them... - and of course... 1156 00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:01,669 - but is he her lover? 1157 00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:05,477 Hi, what a scoop! - Lover? But which lover? 1158 00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:07,472 - This pig got in in my shower! 1159 00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:09,312 Who knows what his intentions were! 1160 00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:12,392 What a slap, Megan! 1161 00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:16,799 Thank you, for saving me. - And what. 1162 00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:18,188 (giletti) and tell him who we are megan! - Sshhh! 1163 00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:21,432 Don't worry Mrs Megan! Walk, pervert! 1164 00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:23,033 Tell the truth! - Sex maniac! 1165 00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:24,952 If born is approaching, vote for it I'll go through everything on the balcony. 1166 00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:28,391 I disgust maniacs. You understand what you do to me. 1167 00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:30,989 Come on ciro marmotta, come on gross! - You're an asshole! 1168 00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:32,434 Walk! Or I'll shoot you! 1169 00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:35,675 (double bass sound) Look, it's heartbreaking! But poor me! 1170 00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:37,116 Watch out for the shit. 1171 00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:39,475 It really sucks! It really sucks! 1172 00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:42,793 Master! Master priapiski is us! 1173 00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:45,952 His guardian angels. Come, come... 1174 00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:55,115 master! 1175 00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:58,190 The oba obas? Kill all that stuff! 1176 00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:01,870 You can't stay here, Blessed fijoles! 1177 00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:04,753 You must all come away, the maestro can go on strike! 1178 00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:06,274 But what does the orgy do to me? 1179 00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:09,159 Friends! Just small party! 1180 00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:12,517 With my dear friends Brazilian dancers! 1181 00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:15,592 But what Brazilian dancers! She's giving us a hard time! On! 1182 00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:17,318 Put the tool away! 1183 00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:22,070 Fabio! Come for a moment! 1184 00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:24,592 Do you understand the old man here? Guarana! 1185 00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:30,756 Royal jelly! Ging seng! The viagra, the viagra! 1186 00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:37,588 Tea! - Tea? But what tea, it's marijuana! 1187 00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:39,113 Marijuana? - You understood the master! 1188 00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:40,879 This one better disappear! 1189 00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:44,437 Master! ...and let's go! - But what are you doing, master! 1190 00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:47,029 - You these concerts he must forget them! 1191 00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:49,112 (sheep) - Remember that it is a 16 valve! 1192 00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:50,838 - And if the engine seizes what do we do? 1193 00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:54,671 You're right... but I'm sad! 1194 00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:57,035 Tonight... I'm leaving! 1195 00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:03,916 You take little drops and then everyone goes! 1196 01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:06,510 But not being able to drink a drop, master priap! 1197 01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:08,591 We be on duty! We are on duty! 1198 01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:09,869 And not being able to drink! 1199 01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:13,914 Just a little drop... 1200 01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:16,959 I'm sorry but we can't accept small drop! 1201 01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:20,315 Girls! Give a small drop to my friends! 1202 01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:26,232 No, no, no... I can't drink! You can't drink, witch! 1203 01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:28,232 But I'm on duty, blessed fijoles! 1204 01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:32,109 Ah, badass! Tough... pretty tough! 1205 01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:34,271 And give me this little drop that I'm bathing in my lips! 1206 01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:40,991 Stop! A red-headed Ferarino, brake and go? 1207 01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:42,713 You have a face which I don't like! 1208 01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:45,835 Ah! What the fuck are you up to? to mosquitoes? 1209 01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:52,350 'Mace that calls what's he doing in here, oh! 1210 01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:54,274 But what is it? 'A penance? 1211 01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:56,834 Then I'm done. Go away! 1212 01:00:57,120 --> 01:00:59,634 Go, go, I'll finish the reconnaissance! 1213 01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:05,839 But why are they in the kitchen? aho? 1214 01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:08,199 But what is it? 'chicory? 1215 01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:24,032 I know it's chicory, eh? 1216 01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:30,273 But eh... This sauna is good! 1217 01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:37,870 Good... I have lungs that if they're going to fight! 1218 01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:39,189 Brazilian Muscle 1219 01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:41,750 now you see me like this headgear, but I'm a lieutenant! 1220 01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:44,076 But what do I have to do! I know faggot pa'a samba! 1221 01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:46,276 And ty ty ty ty ty! 1222 01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:47,595 Change! 1223 01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:50,388 Cuccucuruccù big butt! 1224 01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:52,875 Like you call muchacha, beautiful muchacha! 1225 01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:54,069 (in a male voice) Paul! 1226 01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:56,272 Like me? But you won't be not a man, eh? 1227 01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:57,276 I'm in disguise! 1228 01:01:57,520 --> 01:01:59,033 Like the caiman! Change! 1229 01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:00,155 But what do you care! 1230 01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:03,915 (singing) sambada slut, sambada slut! 1231 01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:09,994 Let's go, quick! 1232 01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:14,909 Where are you going? Blessed here! Stay here! 1233 01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:16,229 So go away because you offended her! 1234 01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:17,071 Did I offend him? - Well yes! 1235 01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:18,275 And sorry, I wanted to see you! 1236 01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:19,953 I had it behind a caiman nice load! 1237 01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:21,712 Why would you ruin something like this nice party for what? 1238 01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:23,632 For a detail! - Ah! Call it detail! 1239 01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:24,755 Call it detail! 1240 01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:26,154 Come on, let's go say hello priapiski and let's go! 1241 01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:31,553 Master! - Master! 1242 01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:33,551 The marshal is we wanted to say hello 1243 01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:37,076 we are going and wanted to thank you for the beautiful musical evening! 1244 01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:38,593 Shhh! He sleeps... - is he sleeping? 1245 01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:40,432 But come on, let's let him sleep, right? 1246 01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:43,269 He sleeps like a baby! - A nice old man! 1247 01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:47,194 Come on, let's let him rest! The phone rings 1248 01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:48,675 master, the telephone! 1249 01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:50,915 But what do we do? 1250 01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:52,479 We answer like this keep sleeping! 1251 01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:56,439 Ready? Director! I'm Lieutenant Lion. 1252 01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:58,830 Yes, I'm in the room of priapiski to check. 1253 01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:01,431 As agreed, we won't lose it keep an eye out for a moment! 1254 01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:04,799 As? We have to bring it to the grape rays! 1255 01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:08,872 Okay then... yes! 1256 01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:11,838 But how do you want him to be? He's doing great! It's... 1257 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:13,877 he's dead!!! - Is dead. How did he die? 1258 01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:18,712 No, I was saying I'll bring it personally to get the last tan! 1259 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:20,360 But how did he die? Is dead! 1260 01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:22,032 But what do we do now? Do something! 1261 01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:25,354 Master, don't be funny! - Artificial respiration! 1262 01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:26,589 Artificial respiration! Wait, huh? 1263 01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:30,277 It doesn't resume! It doesn't resume! But why... oh! 1264 01:03:30,480 --> 01:03:31,754 I felt a nuisance! What will it be? 1265 01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:33,194 But did you do it? - And what do I know? 1266 01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:35,835 But what is this thing? 1267 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:37,638 Holy shit, that's what the annoyance was. 1268 01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:39,677 And I don't know, it will be the bow. 1269 01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:41,715 It's not the bow. 1270 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:51,714 My goodness how am I! I feel like little red riding hood... it's a fairy tale!!! 1271 01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:57,037 And whoever leaves here, ahò! I love the residence!!! 1272 01:03:57,480 --> 01:04:00,631 My goodness how am I!!! 1273 01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:09,430 It says "pull". Still? Oh mama!!! 1274 01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:12,555 (doctor) loud music It is used for therapy 1275 01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:14,796 and with this knob we control the intensity 1276 01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:16,313 of electrical impulses. 1277 01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:17,276 Breathe deeply. 1278 01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:21,069 You will see that with our techniques of relaxation 1279 01:04:21,240 --> 01:04:23,595 her in a week it will be as good as new... 1280 01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:26,553 new. Doctor says it right... 1281 01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:31,834 but the new one that advances is better or a leftover egg? 1282 01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:35,909 Excuse me doctor... I haven't slept in a week. 1283 01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:38,597 I don't know what I'm saying anymore! 1284 01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:42,669 I understand, I understand. For now I put the car at idle 1285 01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:46,715 then when I get back we'll see. In the meantime, relax. 1286 01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:58,349 Oh my goodness how am I... I feel like a fruit salad... 1287 01:04:58,520 --> 01:05:00,158 in touches! 1288 01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:02,834 What's the fuss about, aho! 1289 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:06,231 They're crumpling me up the ears! Feel what it's like, ahò! 1290 01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:09,995 But how it gets lower aho! But stop this music! But what is it aho'! 1291 01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:12,116 Here it is, den for the knob! 1292 01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:14,954 Electrical heaters 1293 01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:23,349 make me anna'! I can't do it anymore, ahò! 1294 01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:28,317 I have the guts with these basses I'm dancing on the cube! 1295 01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:34,159 Sorry, I had to do it! 1296 01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:36,237 You wanted to end up in the newspapers, kitty? 1297 01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:38,591 Yes, but sorry Megan, you could have done it a little slower... 1298 01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:39,749 you broke my arm! 1299 01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:42,713 I'll take care of you, love! I have in mind a place where we will be alone! 1300 01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:46,071 This time though, no one will know nothing! It will be you and me! 1301 01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:49,356 Let's hope, let's hope. 1302 01:05:52,800 --> 01:05:53,915 In my opinion it doesn't work! 1303 01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:55,399 This is where we all end up in handcuffs, eh! 1304 01:05:55,600 --> 01:05:58,160 Still with these handcuffs! Look which is a very good idea! 1305 01:05:58,320 --> 01:05:59,548 Why now us let's take the master 1306 01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:01,915 we stick it in here, we bring it to the grape rays, 1307 01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:04,435 we lay him down on the bed and we're leaving! 1308 01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:05,954 And so they will think who died there! 1309 01:06:06,160 --> 01:06:08,594 Come on, come on, pick him up. - Wait, I'll lift it up. 1310 01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:15,154 You are here? Be careful not to hurt him. Here it is... 1311 01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:18,790 wait, I'll fix it, I'll fix it. 1312 01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:23,477 Oh, there you go, come on. So, shut up and let's go. 1313 01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:25,990 Okay. 1314 01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:38,355 Eu! It doesn't close! - But how can it not close... 1315 01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:40,034 how it doesn't close! 1316 01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:42,435 There's the thing, eh! 1317 01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:44,670 And there's the thing! We understand there's a problem! 1318 01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:47,275 And let's see what we can do... - oh, what do we do? 1319 01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:48,998 Let's see what we can do... 1320 01:06:49,160 --> 01:06:51,799 okay, I'll take care of it. - Oh, thank goodness, okay. 1321 01:06:51,960 --> 01:06:53,791 So, while you with your hand 1322 01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:56,470 with two fingers you take it from him and you put it down for him and you bend it for him 1323 01:06:56,800 --> 01:06:58,153 I'm closing, okay? 1324 01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:00,238 No, I'm not touching the bow because it disgusts me. 1325 01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:02,909 It disgusts you, but how it disgusts you! These are natural things! 1326 01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:03,717 How does this disgust you? 1327 01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:05,233 It disgusts me! - But I know natural things 1328 01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:07,960 like the sun, the sea, the smile of a child, the thing! 1329 01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:10,390 Maybe it disgusts you because it's dead, but the thing is alive! 1330 01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:13,154 Pulse! Touch it, touch it! 1331 01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:14,639 Don't let me touch it! It disgusts me! 1332 01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:18,148 All right, then, come on! Let's turn it around and never talk about it again! 1333 01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:24,553 And no, it seems that has the easel. 1334 01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:27,234 It doesn't work, it doesn't work. - It's not okay, it's not okay. What do we do? 1335 01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:28,958 This huge thing that how... 1336 01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:36,274 let's do the same as with suitcases now turn around, turn around a little like this! 1337 01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:40,718 A little more here. Ready? So one, two, three! 1338 01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:45,600 Here, we smashed it into him and we don't talk about it anymore. 1339 01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:47,238 And we don't talk about it anymore. - Let's not talk about it anymore... 1340 01:07:47,880 --> 01:07:50,633 I'll be back in half an hour ma'am. Meanwhile you can relax. 1341 01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:51,994 Thank you. - Please. 1342 01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:05,516 (softly) Maximum, maximum! 1343 01:08:08,280 --> 01:08:11,716 (softly) Megan, but it's been three hours what am I waiting for, where were you? 1344 01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:13,792 I had to be sure that no one followed me! 1345 01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:16,391 Again, again. Come on! 1346 01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:17,669 Come my love! 1347 01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:19,837 I've never done it in the mud! 1348 01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:20,870 Me neither! 1349 01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:22,515 I arrive! 1350 01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:26,988 Megane screams 1351 01:08:27,160 --> 01:08:29,720 ha ha! And you wanted to be a fool to me! Pervert! 1352 01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:32,075 I am Ciro Marmotta, I'm big! 1353 01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:34,151 You're still an asshole. - Don't answer. 1354 01:08:34,320 --> 01:08:36,356 Him again! - Yes, he's still there, Mrs. Megan Gale! 1355 01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:38,750 But don't worry, this time I warn the management. 1356 01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:40,990 No! No direction for goodness sake! - And what do we do? 1357 01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:42,559 I'll fix it! - Yes... 1358 01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:46,751 what a load megan! 1359 01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:49,640 Madam director, the musicians have arrived. 1360 01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:51,597 And let them sit on the terrace 1361 01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:53,990 as expected... well done. 1362 01:08:58,200 --> 01:08:59,952 Good morning miss we are security. 1363 01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:02,588 We should bring the double bass to Maestro Priapinski 1364 01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:03,715 which is located... 1365 01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:06,477 ...in the grape area. Could you please point it out to us? 1366 01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:08,312 Of course, it's over there on the ground floor. - Thank you. 1367 01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:09,629 Quick, get the tool. - Agree. 1368 01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:11,950 Tell me. - Where do we leave the tools? 1369 01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:14,628 You can bring them all to the terrace on this floor. 1370 01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:15,915 Thank you. - Over to you. 1371 01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:20,235 Forget about the accident Mr. Marzullo and relax. 1372 01:09:22,240 --> 01:09:24,959 What I'm pouring it is sprayed in the cabin. 1373 01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:32,354 I put rose aromas on her, petunia and jasmine. 1374 01:09:33,880 --> 01:09:35,632 She breathes hard. 1375 01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:41,631 Ah, what wonderful smells, I feel like I'm in a dream! 1376 01:09:42,480 --> 01:09:47,998 But life is a dream or do dreams help you live better? 1377 01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:58,234 Oh God I can't do it anymore! 1378 01:09:59,480 --> 01:10:00,754 Feel what it's like! 1379 01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:03,559 I've got a Pokemon fight inside the intestine, ahò. 1380 01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:08,992 There it is! At least of pikachu I have to free myself! 1381 01:10:09,440 --> 01:10:11,431 There's a godsend for everyone, ahò! 1382 01:10:12,240 --> 01:10:14,993 Aaah, let me hurry, oh god, here it is! 1383 01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:35,032 Busy!!!! 1384 01:10:36,160 --> 01:10:37,991 I'm studying!!!! 1385 01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:14,671 There isn't! There isn't! It's no longer there!!! Look at them! 1386 01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:21,031 Sound of the orchestra tuning 1387 01:11:26,480 --> 01:11:27,629 but no miss, no! 1388 01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:30,189 I tell you that Maestro Priapinski not seen here. 1389 01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:33,830 He didn't see it!!! And of course I'm sure of it! Ohhh! 1390 01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:38,393 Leone follow me for a moment in my office please. 1391 01:11:46,240 --> 01:11:48,674 Well Leo, let me introduce you the Bulgarian ambassador 1392 01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:50,558 who came specially 1393 01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:52,836 to take our dear maestro priapinski 1394 01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:55,195 which she took so carefully take care. 1395 01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:57,510 Much pleasure. - Very happy. 1396 01:11:57,800 --> 01:11:59,995 The master? Is it still grape rays? - No. 1397 01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:02,470 Oh no? And where is it? - And where is he? 1398 01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:04,393 Leone, if you don't know where he is... 1399 01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:07,637 how do I not know? Of course! He's with my colleague, sheep! 1400 01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:10,598 Sheep! I didn't say pork rind, I said sheep! 1401 01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:12,432 Trained in Afghanistan, a war machine... 1402 01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:14,431 actually now I'm calling it so we can hear it where he and the master are. 1403 01:12:14,600 --> 01:12:15,191 Ready sheep. 1404 01:12:15,640 --> 01:12:17,790 Ready fabio! I can't hear you! 1405 01:12:18,160 --> 01:12:20,310 Hello priap! (from the radio) sheep!!! 1406 01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:29,152 Sheep, sheep, sheep, you hear me sheep where are you, sheep! 1407 01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:30,709 Sheep!!! 1408 01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:32,479 Sheep where are you!!! 1409 01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:35,791 If he wants to take away all the horror toxic from the body... 1410 01:12:36,360 --> 01:12:37,475 damn how you weigh! 1411 01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:40,115 And here is the mud room where they purge it of every impurity. 1412 01:12:40,320 --> 01:12:42,038 So Leo? - Sheep? 1413 01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:44,953 Ah, you're in the pool. - Ah, here the teacher is in the swimming pool. 1414 01:12:45,160 --> 01:12:47,594 Here it is! Mosquito! Mosquito... 1415 01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:50,629 but how disgusting! This stuff disgusts me. 1416 01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:52,108 Now I'll take you to the pool... 1417 01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:52,996 aaahh!!! 1418 01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:53,956 - What is it!!!! 1419 01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:55,917 I can't do it! 1420 01:12:56,160 --> 01:12:57,718 But what's wrong, is he crazy? - Hate! 1421 01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:00,990 How disgusting! 1422 01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:02,155 The body has fallen! 1423 01:13:02,480 --> 01:13:03,435 What??? 1424 01:13:03,840 --> 01:13:05,831 No, communication has been lost, Now I'm going down to the pool 1425 01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:06,637 and I'll go call them. 1426 01:13:06,880 --> 01:13:08,757 But there's no problem, stay calm... 1427 01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:11,718 we'll join him at the pool. True ambassador? Let's go. 1428 01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:15,195 Look how you are, aho'! 1429 01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:17,358 A Chicco I don't know what you like 1430 01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:19,636 but you're definitely staying too much, ahò! 1431 01:13:20,080 --> 01:13:22,992 But what do I want to drive this thing, this is flying, 1432 01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:25,114 this is the change... 1433 01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:27,637 oh, but they mixed you up 'and marches? 1434 01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:29,229 But what have you done? what did you do? 1435 01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:31,755 But nothing, he slipped and I took it by the handle, 1436 01:13:31,920 --> 01:13:33,148 I held it with this hand, see? 1437 01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:35,710 Where is Priapinski? - I do not know! Where's the old man? 1438 01:13:35,880 --> 01:13:37,598 I held it with this hand! - How disgusting! 1439 01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:39,910 I pulled, I pulled, like this, but he slipped! 1440 01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:44,915 With this hand I held him! - How disgusting, enough! 1441 01:13:45,080 --> 01:13:45,990 By the way! Get up!!! 1442 01:13:49,080 --> 01:13:51,640 Let's go kill it!!! Let's go kill it!!! 1443 01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:54,992 But where are you going with this thing? - Lieutenant, I'll support you! 1444 01:13:55,160 --> 01:13:58,072 Give me your hand I have to go up! - Still holding this hand, how disgusting! 1445 01:13:58,240 --> 01:13:59,992 Don't worry sir ambassador, I'm sure 1446 01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:01,832 that the master will be here in a moment! 1447 01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:05,117 In the meantime she could take a nice bath, huh? 1448 01:14:05,760 --> 01:14:10,436 For goodness sake! I'm allergic with chlorine I fill up with blue bubbles 1449 01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:12,716 if only it hits me a drop of water! 1450 01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:16,191 Track!!! - Brake!!! 1451 01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:17,350 Master? 1452 01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:28,353 Marcla funeral 1453 01:14:32,240 --> 01:14:35,038 ambassador, I'm so desolate for the death of the master. 1454 01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:38,239 I'm sad about this too your mild allergy, 1455 01:14:38,600 --> 01:14:39,999 but look, you can barely see it, 1456 01:14:40,160 --> 01:14:43,152 a week with us and the bubo it explodes, it's a pleasure... 1457 01:14:43,360 --> 01:14:44,918 oh, I'm so sorry oh god. Gigi!! 1458 01:14:45,440 --> 01:14:47,795 Oh gigi dear it's nothing come on don't be so tied up, 1459 01:14:47,960 --> 01:14:50,997 laugh at it ah! Ah! Ah! Oh God, give me a reaction Gigi! 1460 01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:53,675 Ask yourself a good question and give a good answer. 1461 01:14:54,200 --> 01:14:57,272 Gigi, life is a dream, Do dreams help you live? 1462 01:14:57,440 --> 01:15:01,718 Holy God giletti! My god vests He looks great even when he's catatonic! 1463 01:15:01,880 --> 01:15:06,112 It's perfect and then you can play the ambulance at the lot, remember... 1464 01:15:06,280 --> 01:15:08,236 and accept the apology of the entire structure. 1465 01:15:08,520 --> 01:15:12,399 It wasn't my fault, it was those four idiots! 1466 01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:17,839 I got them fired! It's not my fault giletti!!! 1467 01:15:29,360 --> 01:15:34,275 Love it's me... - no enough! No! 1468 01:15:34,440 --> 01:15:37,273 Don't be afraid kitty, stay calm! It's all over! 1469 01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:40,239 We are finally alone and no one will disturb us! 1470 01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:42,830 We have two hours before arriving at the hospital. 1471 01:15:43,680 --> 01:15:46,120 It's just that I feel really bad. I hurt everywhere... ahhhh! 1472 01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:47,075 I'll take care of you love! 1473 01:15:48,160 --> 01:15:52,472 I know you had to suffer a little, but at least no one discovered us! 1474 01:15:53,600 --> 01:15:56,512 Eh... what a satisfaction! 1475 01:15:57,440 --> 01:15:58,634 Ah, but those are us! 1476 01:15:58,920 --> 01:16:01,912 Yes, I surprised you because I thought 1477 01:16:02,080 --> 01:16:03,638 that we are too strong... 1478 01:16:04,120 --> 01:16:06,429 we are a winning team! - What are you getting? 1479 01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:09,068 To beans! After us there was nothing!!! 1480 01:16:09,480 --> 01:16:10,833 But this was it until now? 1481 01:16:11,080 --> 01:16:13,719 A cobra, toji er site go I can't see a bat behind it 1482 01:16:13,880 --> 01:16:15,233 what I have to go through! Is there anyone behind it? 1483 01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:17,436 No go, there isn't anyone! 1484 01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:19,312 So I'm going eh, I'm going I'm going. 1485 01:16:19,480 --> 01:16:20,674 - Go ahead! Look ahead! 1486 01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:23,709 (screams) 1487 01:16:28,640 --> 01:16:31,712 Stop megan! Look at this! Come on, kiss me! Damn what a scoop! 1488 01:16:32,280 --> 01:16:38,116 Congratulations, huh! But really, really congratulations! 1489 01:16:39,160 --> 01:16:42,550 For this beautiful result we are you stole important work! 1490 01:16:42,760 --> 01:16:45,194 Well done, well done! 1491 01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:47,758 And that's not all! 1492 01:16:48,120 --> 01:16:51,669 And about this site... of this site! 1493 01:16:52,320 --> 01:16:53,878 What do you tell me? 1494 01:16:54,040 --> 01:16:57,749 I might get you banged for this all four in jail! 1495 01:16:58,080 --> 01:16:59,991 And yet for this very reason... 1496 01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:02,270 I decided to give you another chance! 1497 01:17:02,920 --> 01:17:05,070 Glubllo 1498 01:17:09,080 --> 01:17:11,799 sensual music 1499 01:17:20,520 --> 01:17:23,512 dlsco music 1500 01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:54,550 cindy crawford received threats from a maniac. 1501 01:17:55,480 --> 01:17:57,311 And we are afraid that during the trip to Naples, 1502 01:17:57,520 --> 01:17:59,272 this maniac could hurt her, so... 1503 01:17:59,440 --> 01:18:01,670 watch out for the shit! We must Escort Cindy Crawford! 1504 01:18:01,920 --> 01:18:03,148 But what did you understand? You idiot! 1505 01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:07,518 You actually think I would trust cindy crawford to you four? 1506 01:18:08,040 --> 01:18:09,917 Cindy Crawford in Naples we'll escort her! 1507 01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:12,591 You escort this one! - And who is he? 1508 01:18:16,440 --> 01:18:18,078 No, another Cindy? 1509 01:18:18,240 --> 01:18:22,358 But do I know two? Like the twins kessler? Dada and oompa! - Dad! 1510 01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:25,751 But which two! This is a lookalike! 1511 01:18:25,920 --> 01:18:26,989 A lookalike? 1512 01:18:27,240 --> 01:18:30,152 While we will bring the real one crawford in Naples secretly 1513 01:18:30,720 --> 01:18:34,030 you will take it to Genoa the double with great publicity. 1514 01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:35,869 The lookalike? 1515 01:18:36,200 --> 01:18:37,838 And so the maniac will follow you, 1516 01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:40,719 because because of that website of yours 1517 01:18:40,920 --> 01:18:43,753 who thinks you are you are his real bodyguards! 1518 01:18:43,920 --> 01:18:45,478 Did you understand? - Did you understand? 1519 01:18:46,160 --> 01:18:48,720 You saw my idea to open a website 1520 01:18:48,880 --> 01:18:50,074 did it do any good? - Well done! 1521 01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:52,435 Then you're the asshole what did the fake site do? 1522 01:18:52,600 --> 01:18:54,113 No! It's him... 1523 01:18:54,280 --> 01:18:56,316 I present to you the manager of Mrs. Crawford. 1524 01:18:56,640 --> 01:18:57,629 Oh pleasure... 1525 01:18:57,800 --> 01:19:00,598 please, cindy knows nothing and he doesn't have to know anything 1526 01:19:00,760 --> 01:19:02,478 of our plan otherwise he gets stressed! 1527 01:19:02,760 --> 01:19:03,954 Rest assured. 1528 01:19:04,440 --> 01:19:07,113 So, I'm leaving for London now but we keep in touch. 1529 01:19:07,760 --> 01:19:09,193 When he thought to make the replacement? 1530 01:19:09,640 --> 01:19:12,473 Soon, during the recording happy Sunday! 1531 01:19:28,960 --> 01:19:31,155 Thank you Cindy for this interview 1532 01:19:31,360 --> 01:19:33,032 and I hope he comes to find you soon. 1533 01:19:33,280 --> 01:19:34,474 With pleasure Maurizio. 1534 01:19:35,080 --> 01:19:37,355 Demo, a musical tribute to cindy, go! 1535 01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:42,316 Thank you. HI! 1536 01:19:43,720 --> 01:19:47,838 Well done Maurizio, well done!!! Costanzo sends me crazy! 1537 01:19:49,720 --> 01:19:51,199 Applause 1538 01:19:53,920 --> 01:19:56,593 Maurizio, Maurizio! - Did you get hurt? 1539 01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:05,520 Flschlo 1540 01:20:05,520 --> 01:20:08,830 hey! - Oh, let's go with a double, we're waiting for you... 1541 01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:11,560 and come on and get moving! - Lamme beautiful, be a crazy diva! 1542 01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:12,789 My mom, if he even has an attitude! 1543 01:20:23,080 --> 01:20:24,752 Back! -Did you hurt yourself with that thing? 1544 01:20:24,920 --> 01:20:28,037 No, nothing serious, it was my fault of these two imbeciles. 1545 01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:30,316 I'm sorry we had to hurry up a little 1546 01:20:30,480 --> 01:20:32,471 but unfortunately tonight I have to be in Naples. 1547 01:20:32,640 --> 01:20:35,598 Thanks and have a good trip! - Thank you! Hi Maurizio! 1548 01:20:35,760 --> 01:20:36,954 Hi Maurizio. - Say hello to demo! 1549 01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:44,115 The window please... it's very hot! 1550 01:20:44,400 --> 01:20:45,469 Yes, right away. - Window! 1551 01:20:51,040 --> 01:20:52,393 Come on, what are you doing? - Oh I'm coming... 1552 01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:04,195 everything's fine! - Do you need anything else? He wants me to... 1553 01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:06,032 enough, let's go! - Thank you. 1554 01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:11,958 Give me your cell phones. 1555 01:21:12,120 --> 01:21:14,236 From now on we avoid any telephone communication 1556 01:21:14,400 --> 01:21:15,355 so as not to be intercepted. 1557 01:21:15,520 --> 01:21:16,873 But I just recharged! - Better! 1558 01:21:17,080 --> 01:21:18,832 But how long does Crawford take? 1559 01:21:19,160 --> 01:21:20,036 Here it is! 1560 01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:21,713 Here's Cindy Crawford! 1561 01:21:28,040 --> 01:21:29,519 'Where the fuck are you going? What the fuck are you doing? 1562 01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:54,117 But how could this happen? But do you realize? 1563 01:21:54,320 --> 01:21:56,276 Crazy things, crazy things! 1564 01:21:56,440 --> 01:21:59,432 Cindy crawford in hand to those four imbeciles! 1565 01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:02,598 And you, beautiful daughter, why aren't you out of that trunk!! 1566 01:22:02,840 --> 01:22:05,274 Look, I tried but I don't know why it stopped! 1567 01:22:05,440 --> 01:22:06,475 'An opened! 1568 01:22:06,760 --> 01:22:09,194 But how did it open? 1569 01:22:09,360 --> 01:22:10,509 The car is ready. 1570 01:22:10,720 --> 01:22:13,314 Let's go, quick! We know so much who will take the highway. 1571 01:22:16,680 --> 01:22:18,398 What do I do? Do I take the highway? 1572 01:22:18,640 --> 01:22:20,073 Go straight and we'll take the state road. 1573 01:22:20,240 --> 01:22:23,198 Bravo! Definitely the lieutenant he has a plan to mislead! 1574 01:22:23,360 --> 01:22:23,997 Right lieutenant? 1575 01:22:24,160 --> 01:22:25,639 No, it's just that I know a small restaurant near Orbetello 1576 01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:29,395 where they make an omelette with 'onion which is exceptional! 1577 01:22:29,680 --> 01:22:32,035 Maybe hold on! I'm hungry that you would eat in a butcher's shop 1578 01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:34,077 with the whole sign!!! - Whom does he say! 1579 01:22:34,280 --> 01:22:36,589 Sorry, but that's up to you to decide when do we stop? 1580 01:22:36,760 --> 01:22:39,479 And I believe you! Let's think about something and let's make a trip to Genoa! 1581 01:22:39,840 --> 01:22:41,432 What do you like omelette with 'onion, clog'? 1582 01:22:43,920 --> 01:22:46,912 Genoa? But what are you talking about? I have to go to Naples! 1583 01:22:47,280 --> 01:22:50,477 Oh hey! We have the assignment I intend to take you to Genoa. 1584 01:22:50,640 --> 01:22:51,470 And shut up! 1585 01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:54,872 I said we don't go to Genoa we have to go to Naples! 1586 01:22:55,480 --> 01:22:56,390 (cindy) come back! 1587 01:22:56,560 --> 01:22:59,074 But don't bust my balls, you tramp! - Has to turn around, you! 1588 01:22:59,280 --> 01:23:01,840 I told you not to bust your balls, I'll tear up your underwear, eh! 1589 01:23:02,040 --> 01:23:04,315 I'll do it, huh? - What? You are crazy! 1590 01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:05,879 I told you to come back straight back!!! 1591 01:23:06,120 --> 01:23:08,839 Ah! But who do you think they are... cindy crawfords? 1592 01:23:09,120 --> 01:23:10,758 I'm Cindy Crawford! 1593 01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:13,117 With that mouth he can say whatever he wants! 1594 01:23:13,560 --> 01:23:14,754 So who knows? 1595 01:23:14,920 --> 01:23:16,194 Cindy Crawfords! 1596 01:23:16,880 --> 01:23:18,757 Listen, "what's your name", get it over with! 1597 01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:20,035 We know you're a lookalike! 1598 01:23:20,320 --> 01:23:24,518 Lookalike? But you are crazy! I'm Cindy Crawford! 1599 01:23:24,680 --> 01:23:26,272 But shut up... lookalike!!! 1600 01:23:26,440 --> 01:23:28,874 Oh well, you're sorry, old lady p'a criatura... leave her alone! 1601 01:23:29,040 --> 01:23:29,916 Oh well, you're Cindy Crawford! 1602 01:23:30,080 --> 01:23:31,559 Now he doesn't bother us we're at work, oh! 1603 01:23:31,800 --> 01:23:33,358 And then it doesn't piss me off I taste like vinegar, understand? 1604 01:23:33,600 --> 01:23:35,033 When I get pissed off I get more vinegar! 1605 01:23:35,200 --> 01:23:36,633 L don't know what you're talking about... 1606 01:23:36,800 --> 01:23:39,155 shithead! And get it over with! - Are you crazy? 1607 01:23:39,800 --> 01:23:42,473 No phone calls! - The phone! You are crazy! 1608 01:23:42,640 --> 01:23:44,119 No. We are professionals! 1609 01:23:44,280 --> 01:23:47,160 Ah, there it is! - Stop this car, stop this car! 1610 01:23:47,160 --> 01:23:50,038 Let's go and kill, Let's go and kill! Stop!!! 1611 01:24:04,960 --> 01:24:08,555 Jamme beautiful ja'... speak. - I have to pee. 1612 01:24:08,880 --> 01:24:10,199 And what the hell are you doing? Go. 1613 01:24:11,920 --> 01:24:13,478 I change the water too to the canary... 1614 01:24:15,240 --> 01:24:17,674 ...here, and then I'll eat a nice rice with mushrooms. 1615 01:24:17,960 --> 01:24:20,793 Uh uh! But how did you wrap it co 'a stick? 1616 01:24:20,960 --> 01:24:23,030 Look, I'm clean, tea. There's not even a rubber band. 1617 01:24:23,400 --> 01:24:24,549 To the tooth! 1618 01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:27,997 Hey! And then? - Photocopying, stop! 1619 01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:28,751 Get out of here! 1620 01:24:29,200 --> 01:24:30,872 Back off, pussy! 1621 01:24:32,640 --> 01:24:34,949 The sock, and stop with these hooves! 1622 01:24:35,120 --> 01:24:36,519 Get off that horse! - Follow us! 1623 01:24:36,680 --> 01:24:37,999 'Sit down! - No, no! 1624 01:24:38,280 --> 01:24:40,555 They screwed my keys! - How did your keys freak you out? 1625 01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:44,037 To the horses!!! 1626 01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:47,557 Nltrltl of the horse. and opla! 1627 01:24:50,920 --> 01:24:52,433 Oh! Dry my head!!! 1628 01:24:53,040 --> 01:24:55,190 Fury, follow them! Uh maronna ro carmine! 1629 01:24:56,480 --> 01:24:57,993 Down with the redheads! 1630 01:24:58,600 --> 01:24:59,555 The fuck does this horse run on battery power? 1631 01:25:00,040 --> 01:25:02,998 I'll have to come back up New Year's Eve capon! 1632 01:25:03,240 --> 01:25:06,357 I take you back anyway, yes I'll take you back! 1633 01:25:14,200 --> 01:25:15,315 Stop him! 1634 01:25:17,960 --> 01:25:20,315 To Ciro! Pantani gives you a blowjob!!! 1635 01:25:25,560 --> 01:25:27,437 Are you stopping? 'This chick! 1636 01:25:28,520 --> 01:25:29,475 Let's cut him off! 1637 01:25:29,680 --> 01:25:30,829 Now I'll give you a pizza and I'll give you a pizza, you know! 1638 01:25:31,240 --> 01:25:33,117 Get on the gas! Get on the gas! 1639 01:25:48,720 --> 01:25:50,312 He sowed them and now she's all alone. 1640 01:25:51,920 --> 01:25:53,273 And soon it will be mine. 1641 01:25:56,120 --> 01:25:58,236 Look l don't know who these idiots are you got for bodyguards 1642 01:25:58,400 --> 01:26:00,277 but l don't know what's going on! They don't even believe it's me 1643 01:26:00,440 --> 01:26:01,998 and they're talking about somebody who double... 1644 01:26:02,160 --> 01:26:03,673 ah, but you're really a crock then! 1645 01:26:03,880 --> 01:26:05,359 I'm Cindy Crawford! 1646 01:26:05,520 --> 01:26:07,476 Yes, of course, and I'm Ambrogio! 1647 01:26:07,640 --> 01:26:09,631 I'm talking to my manager in London! Ask him! 1648 01:26:09,800 --> 01:26:10,630 And of course! 1649 01:26:10,960 --> 01:26:11,756 Hello? 1650 01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:14,560 Look, there was a mistake! You got the real Cindy Crawford! 1651 01:26:14,880 --> 01:26:15,676 And who tells me? 1652 01:26:15,960 --> 01:26:18,679 But I'll tell you, I know her for ten years! I recognize the voice! 1653 01:26:18,840 --> 01:26:20,796 And then she's the only one who has this phone number! 1654 01:26:21,080 --> 01:26:23,674 Sorry, not to distrust but there is a system to recognize them? 1655 01:26:23,840 --> 01:26:24,511 These are the same! 1656 01:26:25,320 --> 01:26:29,074 Yes, there is a system! Listen carefully! The real Cindy, secretly in Rome, 1657 01:26:29,280 --> 01:26:31,635 she just got a tattoo a butterfly under the navel. 1658 01:26:31,840 --> 01:26:32,317 Checks! 1659 01:26:32,680 --> 01:26:36,275 Eh, check yes! In fact, he did tell Mrs. crau... crau... 1660 01:26:36,560 --> 01:26:39,199 oh well it's the same as Crawford yes, tell him I have to check! 1661 01:26:41,280 --> 01:26:42,395 Uh, so what? 1662 01:26:42,560 --> 01:26:44,869 He says he is talking with his manager in London. 1663 01:26:45,320 --> 01:26:47,311 Keep a manager, 'fool! 1664 01:26:47,560 --> 01:26:50,472 Wait, I'll give it to you right away Miss Croford, Craford, Crauford... 1665 01:26:50,680 --> 01:26:51,829 crawford! 1666 01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:53,712 Ya? 1667 01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:56,188 What did the manager say? 1668 01:26:56,360 --> 01:26:57,952 It could be the real cindy cro...crauford! 1669 01:26:58,320 --> 01:27:00,993 How could it be? - Craford! 1670 01:27:01,880 --> 01:27:03,871 I have to check if he has a tattoo. A little butterfly. 1671 01:27:04,080 --> 01:27:05,832 Does this butterfly have it? - The fuck do you care? 1672 01:27:13,120 --> 01:27:14,678 It's a butterfly. - I've seen it! 1673 01:27:14,840 --> 01:27:15,909 Excuse them eh... 1674 01:27:16,080 --> 01:27:18,640 I'm going to call people like this I'll come get her right away! 1675 01:27:19,120 --> 01:27:21,475 Forgive us, Cindy, forgive us! - That's what I thought! 1676 01:27:21,640 --> 01:27:23,710 I'm regretting it, I regret it!!! 1677 01:27:23,920 --> 01:27:25,035 I told you! 1678 01:27:28,200 --> 01:27:29,269 Ah. Here's the car! 1679 01:27:29,440 --> 01:27:32,000 Call Crawford, it's here the man sent by codispots. 1680 01:27:35,680 --> 01:27:37,193 Mr. Fabio Leone? - Yes, it's me. 1681 01:27:37,480 --> 01:27:40,153 Security sends me. I came to pick up Mrs. Crawford. 1682 01:27:40,520 --> 01:27:43,478 Ah! That's better! - It took a load off our shoulders! 1683 01:27:43,640 --> 01:27:45,278 But finally! Oh damn! You were quick, huh? 1684 01:27:45,720 --> 01:27:48,234 Oh, be careful that this one she's pissed off! It's a beast! 1685 01:27:48,600 --> 01:27:51,433 Please take a seat, Mrs. Crawford! - Don't touch me, take your hands off! 1686 01:27:51,800 --> 01:27:54,268 Hi Cindy, sorry huh? - Hello, goodbye. 1687 01:27:54,440 --> 01:27:56,317 Hi Cindy, thanks again. - You idiots! 1688 01:28:04,280 --> 01:28:06,589 Oh gyno, you lost my little picture here! 1689 01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:09,592 Thank you! - You're welcome, bye. 1690 01:28:15,200 --> 01:28:17,873 (sheep) cute little guy. He has the face of a good boy. 1691 01:28:18,040 --> 01:28:19,871 A good kid! 1692 01:28:20,720 --> 01:28:23,188 Hi Cindy and sorry! - It's gone! 1693 01:28:23,760 --> 01:28:26,354 It's in good hands now. Guys, let's go. 1694 01:28:26,960 --> 01:28:28,552 Cyrus? Where is this Ciro? - Cyrus! 1695 01:28:33,400 --> 01:28:35,470 Strldore of the frenl 1696 01:28:35,720 --> 01:28:36,755 cirooo!!! 1697 01:28:38,360 --> 01:28:39,588 Where? - What do I know? 1698 01:28:39,760 --> 01:28:40,875 Like "what do I know"? 1699 01:28:41,120 --> 01:28:42,439 Ahò, he was here a moment ago! 1700 01:28:42,920 --> 01:28:45,229 But who cares! - Who cares? 1701 01:28:45,400 --> 01:28:47,914 Are we crazy? Who cares about Crawford? 1702 01:28:48,200 --> 01:28:51,317 But we were talking about the marmot, Crawford is safe. 1703 01:28:51,560 --> 01:28:53,232 Here I am. - Here he is, Ciro is here! 1704 01:28:53,520 --> 01:28:54,794 Oh thank goodness, thank goodness! But where is it? 1705 01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:56,672 She's with her man, the security man. 1706 01:28:58,200 --> 01:28:58,677 Which man? 1707 01:28:58,920 --> 01:29:00,353 But like which man? Gino, right? 1708 01:29:00,600 --> 01:29:02,716 The one who had the photo bloody cramford... 1709 01:29:02,880 --> 01:29:04,711 bloody? 1710 01:29:04,920 --> 01:29:07,309 Yes, sorrowful, ins... blood... 1711 01:29:07,760 --> 01:29:09,318 Jesus, Joseph, Saint Anna and Mary! 1712 01:29:10,400 --> 01:29:12,834 But you know who did you deliver the crawford? 1713 01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:14,797 But what happens? I was rint'o toilet. What was it? 1714 01:29:15,080 --> 01:29:17,389 You idiots! You idiots! - And no, come on... 1715 01:29:17,680 --> 01:29:19,477 to the maniac!!! 1716 01:29:19,840 --> 01:29:24,914 Little sister? It's all right. It's ours! I have it here in front of me. 1717 01:29:29,480 --> 01:29:31,357 Well! I'm really happy little brother! 1718 01:29:31,640 --> 01:29:33,596 Today is definitely the day best of my life. 1719 01:29:33,960 --> 01:29:36,633 Now all we have to do is move on to the second part of the plan. 1720 01:29:41,120 --> 01:29:43,998 Oh well, don't you make those faces, right? 1721 01:29:44,440 --> 01:29:46,032 'N final even if they have them fired 1722 01:29:46,240 --> 01:29:47,912 We're always a good team, right? 1723 01:29:48,200 --> 01:29:50,509 But I do have an idea though. There is another friend of mine 1724 01:29:50,680 --> 01:29:51,954 he was also a lieutenant. 1725 01:29:52,120 --> 01:29:53,678 Yes, there is another agency... 1726 01:29:53,840 --> 01:29:55,717 no, no, no, no... he runs a pizzeria in Casoria! 1727 01:29:55,880 --> 01:29:57,279 Always look for dishwashers, waiters... 1728 01:29:57,440 --> 01:29:58,998 get it over with, let's go up! 1729 01:30:02,400 --> 01:30:04,436 Ah! The maniac's car!!! 1730 01:30:05,000 --> 01:30:06,433 But you get the idea of what you did? 1731 01:30:06,600 --> 01:30:07,874 And don't worry about it. 1732 01:30:08,160 --> 01:30:09,354 He realizes that he did it on me? 1733 01:30:09,600 --> 01:30:11,033 I sprayed it! Excuse me... 1734 01:30:11,520 --> 01:30:13,238 sorry if I got it wet, excuse me... 1735 01:30:13,400 --> 01:30:14,958 but you piss on me and apologize to him? 1736 01:30:15,120 --> 01:30:17,793 But chillu is a lieutenant, sheep! It's a little water, it dries. 1737 01:30:18,080 --> 01:30:19,957 But go screw it in your ass that's me, go! 1738 01:30:20,120 --> 01:30:21,872 We didn't understand, what did he say? - Let's go to the maniac! 1739 01:30:23,160 --> 01:30:25,276 Cumme if it does, all these rooms, go get it! 1740 01:30:25,440 --> 01:30:28,352 Here it is, they're just there, only a few rooms occupied. 1741 01:30:28,600 --> 01:30:29,874 However I succeeded to steal his passpartouts... 1742 01:30:30,040 --> 01:30:31,473 good, we'll get it one room each 1743 01:30:33,840 --> 01:30:35,671 so we are taken by surprise the maniac! 1744 01:30:37,200 --> 01:30:40,272 We'll be in in exactly one minute! Let's synchronize the clocks! 1745 01:30:40,440 --> 01:30:41,555 What time do you have? - 'It's ten and a quarter! 1746 01:30:41,720 --> 01:30:43,278 Noon. - They stole it from me, here. 1747 01:30:43,480 --> 01:30:44,435 Well, go shit, go! 1748 01:31:08,480 --> 01:31:10,755 I give up immediately! Be careful out here 1749 01:31:10,920 --> 01:31:12,751 there are three other colleagues of mine, sheep, marmot and romulus 1750 01:31:12,920 --> 01:31:14,558 called cobra, actually now I'll call them so he can kill them 1751 01:31:14,720 --> 01:31:16,358 calmly and also of Mrs. Crawford 1752 01:31:16,560 --> 01:31:18,039 on the bed I don't give a fuck he can do whatever he wants! 1753 01:31:18,200 --> 01:31:19,633 Just take it away from me 'this gun from behind your back 1754 01:31:19,800 --> 01:31:20,516 I'm so scared! 1755 01:31:20,680 --> 01:31:22,159 But what gun? This is a fake dick, you know? 1756 01:31:22,320 --> 01:31:25,039 Ah! But still you? And that is! But it's a fixation! 1757 01:31:25,200 --> 01:31:28,590 And get this thing away from me, it disgusts me! And that's it, mom... 1758 01:31:32,320 --> 01:31:33,150 but what if they buy these things? 1759 01:31:33,320 --> 01:31:34,992 Allu sexy glass shoppe, right? 1760 01:31:35,720 --> 01:31:37,836 And how much do they put them? - 185,000 lire! 1761 01:31:38,000 --> 01:31:38,591 Fresh! 1762 01:31:38,760 --> 01:31:41,672 And he says that next year they also increase in price. 1763 01:31:42,080 --> 01:31:44,719 Fresh, 185,000 lire for a piece of shit! 1764 01:31:44,920 --> 01:31:46,433 I mean, but they're really expensive, huh? - It depends... 1765 01:32:04,400 --> 01:32:05,719 shot of the pan aaaahhh! 1766 01:32:06,920 --> 01:32:09,309 No! You again! I'll kill you! 1767 01:32:09,480 --> 01:32:12,233 It's not my fault that this giletti is always in trouble! 1768 01:32:15,520 --> 01:32:17,351 Her again? But is he a maniac? 1769 01:32:17,560 --> 01:32:19,152 Ma'am, we're stuck born vote! 1770 01:32:21,000 --> 01:32:24,629 Madonna! Teresa! Mocca your race! 1771 01:32:29,720 --> 01:32:31,995 I tell you, it doesn't fit! It's happening! 1772 01:32:32,560 --> 01:32:35,120 With all the goats and women that are around 1773 01:32:35,280 --> 01:32:36,474 just my wife should you have targeted? 1774 01:32:36,640 --> 01:32:38,358 Hey or brother but who knows to both of them. 1775 01:32:38,520 --> 01:32:40,476 Hey, get ready for the grave, bastard! 1776 01:32:44,880 --> 01:32:48,589 But fuck you! Well, it seems so. Gennaro. Get up ahead. 1777 01:32:48,760 --> 01:32:50,990 Blessed Holy Madonna. 1778 01:32:57,160 --> 01:33:00,277 Master thank you, after these treatments 1779 01:33:00,560 --> 01:33:04,394 I found my perfect one psychophysical balance. 1780 01:33:04,760 --> 01:33:08,116 I feel calm, calm, relaxed... 1781 01:33:12,080 --> 01:33:14,799 now life it's truly a dream. 1782 01:33:16,160 --> 01:33:17,479 Aaaahhhh!!! 1783 01:33:18,480 --> 01:33:19,435 Aaaahhhhh!!! 1784 01:33:21,720 --> 01:33:24,029 Your little mommy's little one... 1785 01:33:25,680 --> 01:33:29,434 since you've been around I've found it again the smile, mother's love! 1786 01:33:30,280 --> 01:33:31,429 Dog wail cindy! 1787 01:33:35,480 --> 01:33:38,233 Stop everyone! Stop, stop! Where is Cindy where is she? 1788 01:33:38,760 --> 01:33:42,673 Oh! Sorry Anna, you didn't see by any chance Cindy Crawford? 1789 01:33:48,000 --> 01:33:50,389 We at security put everything's fine, oh! 1790 01:33:50,720 --> 01:33:53,359 I never apologized enough for that poor little animal, 1791 01:33:53,520 --> 01:33:54,919 camilla... huh? 1792 01:33:58,520 --> 01:33:59,748 And what is this called? 1793 01:34:05,440 --> 01:34:08,591 Hello police? If you're looking for Cindy Crawford 1794 01:34:09,240 --> 01:34:12,152 you can find it in the room 24 of the beautiful motel. 1795 01:34:18,640 --> 01:34:19,197 HI! 1796 01:34:29,120 --> 01:34:30,951 Are you okay Mrs Crawford? - Cindy! 1797 01:34:31,160 --> 01:34:33,390 You're alive! You're alive! You're finally alive! 1798 01:34:38,880 --> 01:34:41,792 Muslca from displaced 1799 01:35:02,560 --> 01:35:03,959 congratulations, huh. 1800 01:35:04,160 --> 01:35:06,958 My most lively and sincere ones congratulations, guys. 1801 01:35:07,480 --> 01:35:09,948 Not only did you save her life 1802 01:35:10,120 --> 01:35:13,237 but you also brought it on time for the parade. So... 1803 01:35:13,720 --> 01:35:16,359 you thought of mine very advantageous proposal? 1804 01:35:16,840 --> 01:35:19,638 The offer is generous but visas the results obtained 1805 01:35:19,840 --> 01:35:22,229 we would have decided to get in just, so we won't have anything to do with it 1806 01:35:22,400 --> 01:35:24,630 recr... recrcmn... 1807 01:35:24,880 --> 01:35:27,235 starting tomorrow we will turn the page! 1808 01:35:27,400 --> 01:35:31,393 And now we are in demand from actors, singers, actresses... 1809 01:35:31,640 --> 01:35:35,200 but who! Heads of state, ministers, 'oh Pope! 1810 01:35:35,200 --> 01:35:39,113 But what! More! More! More dead, eh! 1811 01:35:39,440 --> 01:35:42,750 You broke my ear! - All right, guys, all right... 1812 01:35:42,920 --> 01:35:44,558 but if you change your mind, let me know. 1813 01:35:44,880 --> 01:35:46,154 Thanks again from my heart 1814 01:35:46,480 --> 01:35:49,199 but above all by the Lady Cindy Crawford! Eh! 1815 01:35:49,400 --> 01:35:51,675 Until we meet again! - Come on! 1816 01:35:55,000 --> 01:35:57,036 Muslca dlsco 1817 01:36:09,400 --> 01:36:11,755 what it feels like after saving life in cindy crawford! 1818 01:36:12,960 --> 01:36:16,794 We were! Us! - And to his little butterfly! 1819 01:36:20,880 --> 01:36:22,791 The lookalike!